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Rasmussen Retorts: Episode 3 Is it a sin to sell spike detox formulas that cure an imaginary disease that doesn't exist?

Rasmussen Retorts: Episode 3 β€’ Is it a sin to sell spike detox formulas that cure an imaginary disease that doesn't exist?

13.02.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Send Us Your Vaccinologists So We May Bedazzle Them Let us honor our colleagues for the vaccination equivalent of Brezhnev's eyebrows

Send Us Your Vaccinologists So We May Bedazzle Them β€’ Let us honor our colleagues for the vaccination equivalent of Brezhnev's eyebrows

09.02.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Go Seahawks Today is the Super Bowl so for once I'll shut up about viruses but I won't quit talking about weak men who are bad leaders

Go Seahawks β€’ Today is the Super Bowl so for once I'll shut up about viruses but I won't quit talking about weak men who are bad leaders

08.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MEASLES MISERY with Drs. Angela Rasmussen and Juliet Morrison A recording from Dr. Angela Rasmussen's live video

MEASLES MISERY with Drs. Angela Rasmussen and Juliet Morrison β€’ A recording from Dr. Angela Rasmussen's live video

05.02.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE is a Public Death Agency At what point does confining people in a measles quarantine zone constitute torture, not MAHA?

ICE is a Public Death Agency β€’ At what point does confining people in a measles quarantine zone constitute torture, not MAHA?

04.02.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jesus Would Recommend Polio Vaccination But ACIP Chair Pastor Kirk Milhoan would rather not

Jesus Would Recommend Polio Vaccination β€’ But ACIP Chair Pastor Kirk Milhoan would rather not

28.01.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rasmussen Retorts: Episode 2 Don't let my ineptitude at self-promotion drive you away

Rasmussen Retorts: Episode 2 β€’ Don't let my ineptitude at self-promotion drive you away

26.01.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Measles Isn't the Only Pathogen We Should Eliminate (Again) If the cost of doing business were getting two doses of the MMR instead of massive preventable disease epidemics, America would be a lot more profitable

Measles Isn't the Only Pathogen We Should Eliminate (Again) β€’ If the cost of doing business were getting two doses of the MMR instead of massive preventable disease epidemics, America would be a lot more profitable

24.01.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One Year In: How the Trump Administration Eroded Public Health One year of MAGA, measles, and megalomaniacs

One Year In: How the Trump Administration Eroded Public Health β€’ One year of MAGA, measles, and megalomaniacs

21.01.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Polio Party with Drs. Angela Rasmussen and Juliet Morrison A recording from Dr. Angela Rasmussen's live video

Polio Party with Drs. Angela Rasmussen and Juliet Morrison β€’ A recording from Dr. Angela Rasmussen's live video

20.01.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Inverse Candyman Hypothesis There is no worse fate for a "European country" than to be admired for your vaccine schedule

The Inverse Candyman Hypothesis β€’ There is no worse fate for a "European country" than to be admired for your vaccine schedule

12.01.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Make America Denmark Today! With Angie Rasmussen, Jessica Malaty Rivera, and Saskia Popescu Just three immunization-loving American scientists expressing professional concern and moral contempt for the European Country-ization of the US childhood vaccine schedule

Make America Denmark Today! With Angie Rasmussen, Jessica Malaty Rivera, and Saskia Popescu β€’ Just three immunization-loving American scientists expressing professional concern and moral contempt for the European Country-ization of the US childhood vaccine schedule

06.01.2026 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There is No Such Thing as the Super Flu I beg you to stop nicknaming viruses

There is No Such Thing as the Super Flu β€’ I beg you to stop nicknaming viruses

05.01.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rasmussen Retorts: Episode 1 YOUR FAVORITE VIRUS AND VACCINE SUBSTACK IS NOW YOUR SECOND FAVORITE VIRUS AND VACCINE SHOW ON MICROBETV AFTER TWiV!

Rasmussen Retorts: Episode 1 β€’ YOUR FAVORITE VIRUS AND VACCINE SUBSTACK IS NOW YOUR SECOND FAVORITE VIRUS AND VACCINE SHOW ON MICROBETV AFTER TWiV!

03.01.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is that Mpox in Your Balls or Are You Just Happy to See This Preprint? Deez disordered seminiferous tubules

Is that Mpox in Your Balls or Are You Just Happy to See This Preprint? β€’ Deez disordered seminiferous tubules

02.01.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2025 Year in Review: Good Company in the Gulag Some reflections and my deepest gratitude to all of you. Plus: TAKE MY READER SURVEY! and return on investment for paid subscribers!

2025 Year in Review: Good Company in the Gulag β€’ Some reflections and my deepest gratitude to all of you. Plus: TAKE MY READER SURVEY! and return on investment for paid subscribers!

01.01.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who is Up For Some Explosive Statutorily Required Policy Advisory Meeting Action? Ring in the new year with all of 2025's legally mandated Advisory Commission on Childhood Vaccines meetings in one thrilling afternoon

Who is Up For Some Explosive Statutorily Required Policy Advisory Meeting Action? β€’ Ring in the new year with all of 2025's legally mandated Advisory Commission on Childhood Vaccines meetings in one thrilling afternoon

30.12.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Workouts From the Cringe Take the Matt and Jay Challenge: How much DGOF can you cancel before it comes out that you do it yourself?

Workouts From the Cringe β€’ Take the Matt and Jay Challenge: How much DGOF can you cancel before it comes out that you do it yourself?

28.12.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This Week in Public Hell. With Daskalakis, Rasmussen, and Faust We came, we informed, we vented (just a little bit).

This Week in Public Hell. With Daskalakis, Rasmussen, and Faust β€’ We came, we informed, we vented (just a little bit).

22.12.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MEASLES ARE SOOO BACK! β€œHealth Talk” w Dr Angela Rasmussen @rasmussenretorts Oh great, just what I needed in my life, more measles virus epidemics and Danish intrigue

MEASLES ARE SOOO BACK! β€œHealth Talk” w Dr Angela Rasmussen @rasmussenretorts β€’ Oh great, just what I needed in my life, more measles virus epidemics and Danish intrigue

18.12.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What You Should Do About H3N2 Flu There's a lot to worry about right now on the winter virus front, but get your flu shot anyway. Seriously. Get your flu shot.

What You Should Do About H3N2 Flu β€’ There's a lot to worry about right now on the winter virus front, but get your flu shot anyway. Seriously. Get your flu shot.

18.12.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nobody Puts Baby in a Black Box Attempts to block access to COVID vaccines have once again failed, as the kakistocrats fold under too much critical pressure

Nobody Puts Baby in a Black Box β€’ Attempts to block access to COVID vaccines have once again failed, as the kakistocrats fold under too much critical pressure

17.12.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Commissioner Makary Brings the Quackery FDA is currently collapsing so great time for the Commish to hit the Plum Island bioweapon conspiracy theory podcast circuit

Commissioner Makary Brings the Quackery β€’ FDA is currently collapsing so great time for the Commish to hit the Plum Island bioweapon conspiracy theory podcast circuit

14.12.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This Week in Canadian-American Preventable Public Health Problems Dean and Angie discuss being haunted by the culled bird flu ostriches in Canada, loss of vaccine access in the US, and how mass mortality foments extremism in both countries

This Week in Canadian-American Preventable Public Health Problems β€’ Dean and Angie discuss being haunted by the culled bird flu ostriches in Canada, loss of vaccine access in the US, and how mass mortality foments extremism in both countries

12.12.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Save America from the MAHA Movement Scientists, clinicians, and public health professionals will not stand by while MAHA puts our children at risk of injury and death to enrich themselves and destroy democracy

Save America from the MAHA Movement β€’ Scientists, clinicians, and public health professionals will not stand by while MAHA puts our children at risk of injury and death to enrich themselves and destroy democracy

10.12.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Vaccine Disinformation to Descheduling Pipeline Make America Denmark Never

The Vaccine Disinformation to Descheduling Pipeline β€’ Make America Denmark Never

08.12.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Say Hello to Hepatitis B, Baby Anti-vax ACIP are bumbling their way to higher rates of pediatric liver cancer...and worse

Say Hello to Hepatitis B, Baby β€’ Anti-vax ACIP are bumbling their way to higher rates of pediatric liver cancer...and worse

06.12.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Vaccinated Dead Make Their ACIP Debut What happens at FDA CBER doesn't stay at FDA CBER

The Vaccinated Dead Make Their ACIP Debut β€’ What happens at FDA CBER doesn't stay at FDA CBER

01.12.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do Unvaccinated Kids Make You Horny? Don't settle for being the scourge of CBER and the COVID ward at the children's hospital when you can also be the scourge of Hinge

Do Unvaccinated Kids Make You Horny? β€’ Don't settle for being the scourge of CBER and the COVID ward at the children's hospital when you can also be the scourge of Hinge

30.11.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Church of Disease Chronicity and Proliferation Preventable disease is RFK, Jr's religion so I'm calling for a crusade

The Church of Disease Chronicity and Proliferation β€’ Preventable disease is RFK, Jr's religion so I'm calling for a crusade

27.11.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0