Andrew Smith 🇨🇦

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Canadians have many great attributes but one in particular is our ability to make fun of ourselves.
Case in point:
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By contrast, there are no young geezers.

Two Dicks and a Twat

Some people really need to get a life.

I don't remember that, but somehow, I'm not surprised.

Trudeau had his own name working against him. Carney grew up in Edmonton so that might work for him.

She should cross the floor, go out the door and take the first plane to Florida or some other butt-fuck state and stay there.

Nothing will match the Forum. I was fortunate that my Dad's company had tickets we'd occasionally get and an aunt who had season tickets and would invite me to a game every year (which meant jacket and tie). When I was old enough, I saw many games in standing room, which offered a damn fine vantage.

I’d rather not.

Can't imagine what a hillbilly festival the UCP AGM must be.

Jack White is an acquired taste, but he has some good stuff. However, in all honesty, half-time shows are better suited for utilizing the facilities.

They are great to watch, especially when they work together, but when it is 5 am on a summer Saturday and they start squawking (and it is a horrible noise) at everything they see, they become the a-holes of the aviary community.

Blue Jays are jerks, just like their cousins, magpies.

I saw him at Second City in Toronto.

How soon after Dani secures a cushy job as a lobbyist or with an always-vague 'Conservative Think Tank' does she abandon ship?

Yeah, so ballsy of her. Of course, if a Liberal did this, it would be infringing on voters' rights.

When is Danielle going to shave hers?

All-weather tires are not snow tires. They're for places that get a little snow, here and there.

Little cowards with their faces masked.

When asked for a comment, Macron said, "Who?".

Is he a child seat or something? Why do people pontificate in their cars? And why is it almost always douche bags?

While I support it, there's too much money at play, and it will never happen. Maybe in a few more years, when there is a boatload of people who are bankrupt due to gambling addictions...

Once, you'd have to travel to South America or the Middle East for that kind of leadership.

Isn't that always when drunk uncles voice their true feelings?

Yeah, but talk to a lawyer in Geneva or The Hague.

Is he a drag queen? No? Shocking...😏

It is especially unnerving since there is absolutely nothing progressive about the UCP.

Just enjoy an alcohol-fueled (if that's your bag) Satunalia at the end of December, and that will start the sun regeneration process.

Aw, the hillbillies will be so disappointed.