Okay Vee 🆗✌🏽

In accordance with the administrations DEI policy, Transformers is just formers now.

Bro can you stop talking about America collapsing? it’s fucking up the vibes

Sa-Qanon Barkley over here

I mean for fucks sake why isn’t the media asking these questions?

Did he even have the decency to gently close Francis’ eyelids with a dramatic swipe of his palm?

Or did he just leave them open, his milky eyes gazing at the painted ceiling with horror?

Was he even man enough to gently fold the popes arms over his chest, carefully placing his rosary in his grasp?

Do you think JD had the fucking nuuuuts to softly kiss the pope on his forehead after he strangled the life out of him?

Which begs the question, did a gentle and erotic gasp escape her at the precise moment she saw the life leave his body?

I think his wife was probably in the room, watching from the shadows.

I bet there was a beam of sunlight shining through a stained glass window, casting perfect light on them while reflecting the dust in the chamber. A dusty, beautiful chamber. An awful deed.

I bet he used a beautiful satin pillow.

But seriously, do you think he had the fucking STONES to look Pope Francis in the eyes as he strangled him?

Personally, I doubt it.

Was she horny after? Did they make love by his body?

Or, did they wait until they escaped to their limo to ravage each other in an adrenaline fueled frenzy?

Was his wife in the room, or was she waiting just outside; anxiously fiddling with her necklace as she listened to the scuffle through the heavy ornate door?

Did he cry after or was it pure satisfaction?

Do you think JD looked the pope in the eyes as he strangled him or did he look away?

good thing we started a global trade war, alienated our pillar allies, and aligned ourselves with countries like Russia and El Salvador

America was really startin’ to go to hell

Man, there’s just something about that last line.

Can’t quite put my finger on it.

Eh, it’s probably nothing 🤗☺️

“Yes he will, as will anyone who preaches hate for America," Miller said. "Under this country, under this administration, under Pres Trump, people who hate America, who threaten our citizens, who rape, who murder, and who support those who rape and murder are going to be ejected from this country."

mmm it probably feels so good to be dumb as fuck

just chillin’ in the cut like 🥔

In our banana republic era 🍌🇺🇸

going to r/collapse and sorting by “hot”

To be fair, no one could have predicted that pissing off every country in the world (except Russia) would have consequences

It would be great if our universities would stop folding to this shit like lawn chairs.

Meet the moment and get in front of us. Protect academia, stop capitulating. Ffs, man.

Where is everybody?

It was just a Roman group chat, guys

these mfs can’t recall shit huh

I sincerely hope nobody misses what he’s doing when he says “Suckers and Losers Hoax”, “Fine people on both sides hoax”, “Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax”

Continuing their playbook of attacking any sense of an objective reality. A step toward rewriting history.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that the best leaders are the ones who refuse to take accountability.

Thanks for spearheading the effort to fuck Bernie over, bro. We appreciate that!

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.

11,000 people showed up.

Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.