Malachi

RIP David Lynch, the patron saint of nerds and weirdos and lovers of strange beauty everywhere. The only thing, via Twin Peaks, this one paused study for during my final year of school.

Mr. Zuckerberg was amenable. He signaled to Mr. Miller and his colleagues, including other senior Trump advisers, that he would do nothing to obstruct the Trump agenda, according to three people with knowledge of the meeting, who asked for anonymity to discuss a private conversation. Mr. Zuckerberg said he would instead focus solely on building tech products. Mr. Zuckerberg blamed his former chief operating officer, Sheryl Sandberg, for Facebook’s culture, according to one of the people with knowledge of the meeting. He said new guidelines and a series of layoffs amounted to a reset and that more changes were coming.

It really is such masculine energy to blame things on a woman who no longer works at the company www.nytimes.com/2025/01/16/u...

I get to play dungeons and dragons this weekend. Light at the end of the tunnel

Final day of school this week. I got this💪💪💪

One of my dissertation chapters had a tentative working title of “did the internet create annoying people, or just make it easier for existing annoying people to find and annoy me?”

The answer is yes.

Second day of classes, I need to romanticize this

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

New Yorker cover from November 2016 showing a guy on the subway reading a newspaper with the headlines "oh, sweet Jesus please God, no "and "anything but that" and "come on."

♻️

We could hang out afterwards and bring Mimi for a play date

First day of school fit

Literally me🤫🤫🤫🤫

First day of school, I hope they don’t realize I’m a bunch of squirrels in a trench-coat

Amalia what if I told you I left my mochi donut on the 7/11 checkout counter.🔫 to my head I’m not lying

She corn on my dog till I…… mochi donut

Hello (not)Twitter nation

I've been trying to understand why I feel the particular flavor of distressed that I do right now. I think it's because we can no longer discuss the lessons we should be learning from any kind of disaster without the worst chucklefucks coming out of the woodwork to wreck everything.