"We don't like killing archive staff, but we really hope they die," π€¨
Don't get me wrong, I have no attachment to Jonathan Sims, but this REALLY does make it a rather... Consistent habit by this point.
@spiralling-doors.bsky.social
I am Michael Shelley, previously an archivist assistant at the Magnus Institute, currently a shifting concept only loosely tied to reality. I'm not in the Spiral anymore, and can mostly hold onto a sense of self. he/him
"We don't like killing archive staff, but we really hope they die," π€¨
Don't get me wrong, I have no attachment to Jonathan Sims, but this REALLY does make it a rather... Consistent habit by this point.
I'm sorry to hear that. Hope the place blows up one day π€
30.05.2025 17:26 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Alright. Not counting the previous archivist and staff, how many have you lost again?...
06.05.2025 00:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well your first mistake was working there. But... I won't. I'm not going to start any fights there. I do intend to see about some worker's comp, however.
06.05.2025 00:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You know, I almost wish I could've seen that.
05.05.2025 23:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So it really IS a hobby there, isn't it?
05.05.2025 23:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Wow, you know, I'm trying to remember what caused that "anomalous" existence to even happen... Oh, right! It was a job I was sent on while working as an assistant in the Institute Archives. Crazy how that happens, isn't it?
05.05.2025 23:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Does anyone here actually know what happened to Emma Harvey and Sarah Carpenter? I found the reports that said they died in separate fires. I couldn't find anything else about it though.
16.04.2025 04:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can only guess suddenly getting dizzy because it feels like the floors and walls are twisting around me are another side effect :/
16.04.2025 01:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What do you mean your job offers a 401K? Mine just gave me trauma and chronic pain. Fun fact! Your mind is not the only thing the spiral distorts, and human bones don't like that!! I guess if I stayed there, my bones probably would've stopped being human ones.
15.04.2025 20:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not in the Spiral anymore, any weird doors are not me!
15.04.2025 17:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This bowling alley feels like the Stranger to me.
15.04.2025 00:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Americans make this look very easy. I think my fingers are too long to hold the ball right.
15.04.2025 00:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're blasting jazz music now
14.04.2025 23:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The people I'm living with are taking me bowling! I don't think I've ever actually been before. I'm not sure what to expect, but it sounds fun at least.
14.04.2025 23:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 2You would think escaping the spiral would return your sense of sanity. You would be wrong.
14.04.2025 23:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 2A close-up of a spiral galaxy, seen face-on. Its center glows brightly. From the sides of the galaxyβs core emerge spiral arms which wind through the round disc of the galaxy, filled with shining pink spots where stars are forming and more dark-red dust. Some faint stars can be seen around the galaxy, as well as a particularly bright star in the lower left of the image.
π¦π«This NASA/ESA Hubble image features the spiral galaxy Messier 77, also known as the Squid Galaxy.
It would take more than a century between the discovery of the galaxy and the realisation that the βspiral nebulaeβ scattered across the sky were not part of our own galaxy!
#HubbleSpaceTelescope π
drawing of neil banging out the tunes. a wrinkly naked rat with a piano
Happy Neil day!
13.04.2025 20:53 β π 98 π 23 π¬ 1 π 0Now that I think about it, Emma and Sarah went together usually, so she had to have too, right??
It's not like I can ask anyone I guess.
I'm starting to wonder now exactly how much the other assistants knew. I mean, Emma handled a lot of the busy work, and Gertrude seemed to trust her a lot. She had to have known something, right? Sarah started after I did, did she know anything either?
14.04.2025 19:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Life advice! If an old person invites you to go through an unsettling and confusing door, don't! That's the hallway dimension and it will eat you. Not a pleasant experience, 0/10.
14.04.2025 19:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No wonder Elias chose him as his replacement...
14.04.2025 16:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I still have a sense of time, so that's nice. Time didn't really happen inside the Spiral.
14.04.2025 14:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I see the Magnus Institute has kept up its streak of killing its Archive staff. Don't work there haha.
14.04.2025 05:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1So I just got back to reality maybe a week ago? Two weeks? I can't tell anymore, really.
What happened???
Hello.
To whoever pulled that stunt at Gertrude's funeral, you're sick. Her family is distraught by your actions, and we will be taking action against this.
Our eyes right now are on the breekon and hope delivery services.