βDoes this make you horny, baby?β
04.03.2026 23:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βDoes this make you horny, baby?β
04.03.2026 23:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You oughtta be kicked out of the house
04.03.2026 23:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0No, Tired Head is one of those new fancy waters.
04.03.2026 22:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Give it a try. I told you how I discovered my backyard wild rabbits are Mexican.
04.03.2026 22:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Canβt give a hawk a buzzball anymore, because of woke.
04.03.2026 15:30 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Well obviously, global warming hoax. People think thereβs no ice. Why buy an ice pick?
04.03.2026 03:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ice Hardware?
04.03.2026 03:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But yeah, keep blaming Gen X.
04.03.2026 03:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Deeeβ¦
confirm.
Giving Jerruh my hard-earned money so he can pay Brandon.
03.03.2026 15:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Step 1β¦
03.03.2026 04:04 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
At least 10 motorcycles, the tools to maintain them, and a huge garage to house them.
Then we could start looking at carsβ¦
Me (listening to the snail Snail in my ear telling me eat a 9am hotdog
the snail do be having good ideas tho
02.03.2026 13:50 β π 1159 π 205 π¬ 14 π 8No snek
02.03.2026 04:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jim Carrey???
01.03.2026 04:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Or Large Taco
01.03.2026 03:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why you bringing Jesus into it?
01.03.2026 03:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does you think they launch the piss into space when the Gatorade bottle is 100% full? Is this why aleins haet us?
01.03.2026 02:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BTW, I saw you delete your AC post, coward! π
01.03.2026 02:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why critiquΓ© when you can do it yourself???
01.03.2026 02:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Chud or Chode?
Or Choad?
@ntheowl.bsky.social
apnews.com/article/owl-...
Only like 3 of those are words.
28.02.2026 23:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Two stills from the television show Metalocalypse. The first showing Charles sitting at the meeting table speaking to someone offscreen with text that reads "do you have a cat in your lap?" The second showing Toki sitting at the same table with a cat in his lap looking content with text that reads "yeah I gots a cat in my lap he's a really cool cat!"
28.02.2026 23:00 β π 15 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1Anyway, war with Iran or something
28.02.2026 08:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Laid down and curled up with The Dog just now in the middle of the yard. Explained that if she ever did the bullshit she did Tuesday Iβd shoot her dead rather than watch her die in traffic. I think she gets it.
28.02.2026 08:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0