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@bkharmony.bsky.social

Agnotologist. Apistevist. Shoebill ally. Friend of Frog. Tottenham & Packers Supporter. 🐸πŸ₯ƒ Leaf on the wind.

301 Followers  |  233 Following  |  3,092 Posts  |  Joined: 04.08.2023
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β€œDoes this make you horny, baby?”

04.03.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You oughtta be kicked out of the house

04.03.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No, Tired Head is one of those new fancy waters.

04.03.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give it a try. I told you how I discovered my backyard wild rabbits are Mexican.

04.03.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t give a hawk a buzzball anymore, because of woke.

04.03.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well obviously, global warming hoax. People think there’s no ice. Why buy an ice pick?

04.03.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ice Hardware?

04.03.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But yeah, keep blaming Gen X.

04.03.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deee…

confirm.

04.03.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Giving Jerruh my hard-earned money so he can pay Brandon.

03.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The Replacements - Beer For Breakfast
YouTube video by munky82 The Replacements - Beer For Breakfast

youtu.be/dpWn_0MHYyk?...

03.03.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Step 1…

03.03.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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At least 10 motorcycles, the tools to maintain them, and a huge garage to house them.

Then we could start looking at cars…

03.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me (listening to the snail
Snail in my ear telling me eat a 9am
hotdog

Me (listening to the snail Snail in my ear telling me eat a 9am hotdog

the snail do be having good ideas tho

02.03.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1159    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8

No snek

02.03.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jim Carrey???

01.03.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or Large Taco

01.03.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why you bringing Jesus into it?

01.03.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does you think they launch the piss into space when the Gatorade bottle is 100% full? Is this why aleins haet us?

01.03.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BTW, I saw you delete your AC post, coward! πŸ‘€

01.03.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why critiquΓ© when you can do it yourself???

01.03.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2426    πŸ” 726    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Chud or Chode?

Or Choad?

01.03.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sleepy owl found resting among items on a New York antique store shelf Shoppers in upstate New York month turned up a rare find while perusing a local antique store this month: a live owl resting peacefully among items on a shelf.

@ntheowl.bsky.social
apnews.com/article/owl-...

28.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 12

Only like 3 of those are words.

28.02.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and mustache is wearing a red coat and talking to someone . ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is wearing a red coat and talking to someone .
28.02.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two stills from the television show Metalocalypse. The first showing Charles sitting at the meeting table speaking to someone offscreen with text that reads "do you have a cat in your lap?" The second showing Toki sitting at the same table with a cat in his lap looking content with text that reads "yeah I gots a cat in my lap he's a really cool cat!"

Two stills from the television show Metalocalypse. The first showing Charles sitting at the meeting table speaking to someone offscreen with text that reads "do you have a cat in your lap?" The second showing Toki sitting at the same table with a cat in his lap looking content with text that reads "yeah I gots a cat in my lap he's a really cool cat!"

28.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Anyway, war with Iran or something

28.02.2026 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Laid down and curled up with The Dog just now in the middle of the yard. Explained that if she ever did the bullshit she did Tuesday I’d shoot her dead rather than watch her die in traffic. I think she gets it.

28.02.2026 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0