Stacey Burns At Stake 🧙🏻

Between that and the perpetual five o’clock shadow I just CANNOT, Sue

Giant skeleton looking like it’s tipping over a house.

My friend’s neighbor’s house fell off its foundation (old steel structure collapsed), and they just did the funniest thing.

All of Mpls mailer

hey @allofmpls.bsky.social why are Ethrophic Burnett and Omar Fateh like three shades darker and their features barely visible in this mailer? I hope you have a good explanation otherwise what in the racist dog whistle is going on here?

It just STAYS there

the whole time!

“You’re the one who failed. MPD is the one that failed.” Omar Fateh, to Frey re his actions on June 3

I’m impressed with all three of Frey’s challengers on this Almanac forum. They are being DIRECT, and Frey is getting rattled.

THANKS FOR PARKING SO CLOSE NEXT TIME LEAVE A FUCKING CAN OPENER SO I CAN GET MY CAR OUT ASSHOLES LIKE YOU SHOULD TAKE THE BUS

Prehistoric physical-era memes went so hard.

“I know I’ve already succeeded in irritating the fuck out of her, but how could I twist the knife just a little?”

Well, this is delightful

Jacob Frey REALLY does not like people to contradict him, which *all* of his opponents AND Cathy Wurzer are doing

Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Jacob Frey on the TPT Almanac couch, with a curl ok the middle of his forehead

He does that damn curl on his forehead *specifically* to piss me off.

oh, no! I hope she is able to get relief. What a terrifying situation. She’s lucky to have you helping to care for her.

SO JEALOUS!

But also, I recently discovered stealth pockets in a jacket that I’ve had for years and I am *chuffed*!

Of course he’s naming it after himself. Why would we think otherwise?

The kitten story always applies.

When I was three, we got a kitten. My parents said I could name it, and I wanted to name it Stacey.

“Go ahead. Try to get it. I dare you.”

what did I expect

Gigi Hadid in a blue, coral and orange yoga wind suit looking set.

A crab that matches the vibe/aesthetic almost exactly.

idk why i noticed this but these crabs and celebrities look like they share a stylist: thread

A bright yellow bumper sticker that reads "MY OTHER RIDE IS THE SMITTEN KITTEN GLØRY HØLE" it's on my coffee table next to my new copy of bell hooks' "the will to change"

Cod bless Smitten Kitten, they are a fucking treasure.

YouTube video by MISS SHELLEY DUVALL HELLO, I'M SHELLEY DUVALL! (official Shelley Duvall)

Public service announcement: Please watch this video in case you ever find yourself unable to identify the great Shelley Duvall.

youtu.be/QrVoJgQ7u8w?...

Grey tabby sitting atop the flannel shirt that he believes he owns now

I take off my flannel shirt for one second so I can change my tshirt and suddenly Gerald’s like, “MY shirt now, sucker.”

those are like Robocop numbers

I do this, actually! If it’s still there, I take it out and put it in another one a few blocks away. This often works!

Wondering whether your unwanted books qualify as “high demand”?

Take a stack of them to Half Price Books for an ego check. Most of the time they’ll be pulped, at best.

This Meta announcement was quite the unwelcome threat when I checked fb today

Dozens and dozens of clergy members pouring into the parking lot at the Bishop Whipple building. They just keep coming ❤️

The frenemy of my frenemy is my enemy

Wild Rumpus in Linden Hills (granted, it’s a children’s bookstore)

Elvis: Wise men say only fools rush in

Me: Alexander Pope

Elvis: Someone once said all the world’s a stage.

Me: Shakespeare. Cite your sources!

when this (“this”) is all over can we have a WPA for everything