Lisa Rosman

Love how arbitrarily the court still stans for first-amendment rights (though of course I’m thrilled Drake nuked what standing he had left for nada nada nada nada damn thing.)

This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.

I am not fearful — I am fearless.

We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..

You Must Change Your Life Tonight's supermoon in Aries actually does start the fire.

So, I sprained my writing wrist so today’s Ruby Report is an audio file, o my. open.substack.com/pub/therubyr...

Bold as Love An already-steamy eclipse season comes to a boil with today's solar eclipse in Virgo.

Today, eclipse season comes to a boil with a solar eclipse in Virgo, enforcing vital lessons about service, accountability, and the divine difference between safety and support. Acts of service and resistance are the best magic rituals for this moment.
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Special election will fill Hortman seat but candidates agree they can't fill her void Voters are choosing between Democrat XP Lee and Republican Ruth Bittner to fill House District seat 34B, which was previously held by slain former Speaker of the House Melissa Hortman.

The Special Election to fill assassinated MN Rep Melissa Hortman's seat is *tomorrow*.
It will decide the balance of power in the MN House, which is why she was targeted. She had brokered a power-sharing agreement.
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Why do people keep asking why in reference to [current event/fallout from said current that I refuse to type out] All of it is straight out of the fascist handbook.

I quickly got so bored by the Emmys that I was reduced to doing the Monday NYT xword, but the Ike Barinholtz/Kathryn Hahn collab was Wiig-Ferrell level. Like so rubberneckingly great.

Elizabeth Banks rightfully making a thing out of the fact that only one man was nominated for the category she’s presenting hilariously sours the man’s actual win. I loved Adolescence but honestly—awkwardddddddd

Bargatze saying he thought Walter and Parker were going to be “a lot but actually are quite lovely” confirms that the most norm core person in the suburban Boston gated community is hosting tonight.

I love Jeff Hiller winning (and giddily wheezing!) this Emmy. I can’t watch the series—my worst ex co-stars—but I really love this human windmill’s heart

Every time they flash on Jason Segal sadly smiling at his colleagues’ antics, you remember that in fact the country is sinking into total technocratic death cult tyranny no matter how we whistle in the dark.

A really weird theme of people rocking injured limbs tonight. For Jean Smart, now Sterling Brown. Eclipse season, you run amok

Best supporting actress in a comedy is strongest performance category of nite. Would’ve been over the moon for any of these broads to win; happy for sweetly earnest Hannah. “I was committed to the narrative of losing. But this is punk rock!” My sort of nepo baby (even supports Palestine)!

Watching the audience sing guilelessly along with “Thank You For Being a Friend” bothers me a lot less than Bargatze’s aggressive attempts at neutrality.

Really not a fan of this acceptance speech timer (tho Bargatze’s chosen charity of Boys and Girls club is classic buttered noodles). It’s like in a romcom when you know the cab meter is running while the rakish lead runs after his girl at the airport. Unnecessary anxiety!

Tramell Tillman wins Supporting Actor and is as magnetic when delivering his own thoughts as when he’s holding down Severance. Would truly like to know more about this amazing mom about his.

Katherine LaNasa wins best supporting actress for The Pitt and I am transfixed once again by the fact that this woman was Dennis Hopper’s gf. Wherefore art thou, my feminism?

Now I’m stuck on how many of the award presenters are actually AI versions of themselves. AI or a surplus of Botox/ozempic: tomato, tomawto ? (Here’s looking at you, Zeta-Jones)

Rogen winning a performance Emmy is the most flustered I’ve ever seen him. Maybe it was the tan velvet blazer, but my crush on him runners over

No one has definitively established that human snowcone Nate Bargatze is not AI. Of course he’s hosting the Emmys tonight—the guy is as uncontroversial as buttered noodles.

Can’t help but notice that it’s mostly the people of color and queers who’ve left the SNL cast and writing staff the last few years. I feel like Lorne has some macro-aggression everyone is afraid to name publicly in this cultural environment.

In other news, Mrs. Lincoln, who do you think is most running things behind DT’s throne? I really can’t tell but whoever that is will inevitably Weekend at Bernies our alleged president when he does pass over (for whatever reason, ahem).

My tolerance for the condescension of a patriarchy that only values women for their ability to propagate and prop up men is, um, gone.

Phrases that make my skin crawl: “my better half,” “—years young,” any noun preceded by “young” to describe a woman over 50, and of course “the wife.” Looking at this list I really get it.

Green and Gold Redux Greetings from the cusp of Virgo season

Virgo season begins tomorrow. The more we get our own houses in order, the more effectively we can compassionately re-order this botched American experiment. open.substack.com/pub/therubyr...

As someone who has lived my whole adult life in cities deemed “dangerous”—NYC, NOLA, and SF—I think a lot about how dense cities require patience, calm, and tolerance in the midst of social difference, which are of course exactly the civic virtues that the right resents being told to cultivate.

Andrew Cuomo is such a scumbag it hurts my stomach. The fact that the guy won't go away even when he didn't score the Dem nomination only underscores what a cockroach he is.

Crossing into Universal Compassion How today's Lion's Gate and tonight's full moon in Aquarius empowers our empathy. Also how a romantic car crash has widened my heart.

How our collective heartbreak empowers us to build a utopia rather than the dystopia we already inhabit. Also how a romantic car crash has deepened my care. (i really like this one, just so you know.)

The Lion's Dos and Don'ts Today a new moon joins the sun and a retrograding Mercury in the most pleasure-seeking, self-projecting sign of them all.

Today a new moon joins the sun and a retrograding Mercury in me-me-me Leo. Already we have been seeing the disruption to the status quo; it’s a real fuck-you summer so far. open.substack.com/pub/therubyr...

The Hoofbeats of the Heart Today’s buck moon reminds us feelings are physical, too.

Today’s buck moon, so named because this is the time of year when buck deer sprout new antlers, is a full moon in Capricorn. Joining the sun in Cancer, it illuminates the feelings holding us back. open.substack.com/pub/therubyr...