we want'n ornj

😭 i know i should i just always forget that 3 forks is not enough forks and then im in extremis and then i forget again

chopstick and knife carried me yeah and then it worked out. i had a similar experience which is that i was living w two forks and a friend showed up one day with a bag full of cutlery and was like i picked these out at the goodwill please just please take them

not enchilada tho

LEGO CARRYING FOURTH OFF THE STAGE TODAY HELP ME

we've all been there

oh i could see that working.... easier to mix up the potato with the fixings potentially but i also do see some downsides in the structural integrity space

one of my worst habits is putting all of the forks in the dishwasher and then having to say things to myself like maybe i can eat this enchilada with chopsticks

woah. what.

im so emotional

Get into f1 they said, learn lots of fun details about power trains and brake bias, they said. Reality: I've now learned the names of several Kardashians after years of working hard to know nothing

i'm so sorry for your loss sending big hugs

FIC UPDATE: A Marriage of (In)convenience (2 / 8)

Fake Marriage canon divergence

This chapter: Ilya arrives!!

archiveofourown.org/works/78672856

happy anniversary

hes so insanely beautiful both times i saw him irl i was like cant be real

got reminded of a case of you by joni mitchell, started thinking about it, teared up. i wasn't even listening!!! the power that woman holds (and the kd lang version)

wet

hudson williams WET he's in the water he's blowing the water out of his mouth like a little whale or dolphin

extremely tiny wet red underwear on a wet hudson williams

ha. haha

digital painting of wei wuxian and lan wangji dressed in plain clothing in front of a field, river, and mountains. wei wuxian is holding two red flowers and lan wangji is holding a sheaf of wheat. They gaze at each other fondly

our happily ever after. happy birthday lan wangji!

idk if you have a vpn but cbc gem has the competitions up

he's a timeless nymph let him do whatever he wants forever!!!!!

picutre of my dresser with my little fan objects

setting up my new dresser and hehe feels nice

Montreal Bagels Sweatshirt Royal - Unisex Montreal Bagels crewneck sweatshirt for men and women. Made in Canada with 80% cotton fleece. Oversized fit, vintage-inspired white silkscreen graphic.

They should say it, because it's true.

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i had to do a doctor intake and it was genai :(( lost my gold star

twice jeongyeon and jihyo in rec hockey league uniforms, sweaty and smiling. they’re seated and pressed together, heads tilted against each other. jihyo is wearing a backwards blue baseball cap and she looks so hot and sporty and hot and the protective gear makes them both look extra broad and IT’S A PROBLEM OK

did someone say hockey romance

let's go, baby boy

wow

i dont think im gonna make it

when i moved out west i trained myself so hard to say cabin instead of cottage that i am now consistently misquoting heated rivalry when i try to make my little jokes. 'will youuuu come to the cabin with me no wait shit fuck'

Anyway, I decided that Ilya deserved to see Shane stoned again under (slightly) less stressful circumstances

an XKCD comic of two stick figures talking. Square brackets indicate edits to the original comic’s text. Person 1: [NHL rules are] second nature to us [hockey fans], so it’s easy to forget that the average person probably only knows [which team gets last change] and one or two [types of icing]. Person 2: and [goaltender interference], of course. Person 1: Of course. Caption: Even when they’re trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person’s familiarity with their field.