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getting home from the backcountry to discover 3 day old mascara on your face <<<<<<<

all I want to do is goon and ride bike

craving a ham n cheese lunchable

there should be places to get a pile of meat at 11pm. late night BBQ. imagine that.

gosh I just wanna try all the fruits that exist in the world that's all I want that's it

kiwis and sumos are both quite meaty fruits. sensing a theme here...

i factored sumos into my weekly budget. I savor each one. the most perfect citrus. meaty. floral. like carrion and i, a buzzard.

my only real love (a sumo mandarin) disappeared from me too quickly this year. one moment I had aplenty, and the next they were gone--ripped from the shelves and from my heart. how I miss them.

I need to cuddle a calf as soon as possible

personally, I love homie hopping. lemme try all the flavors

nobody knows that I'm always secretly doing an impression of anne hathaway in the princess diaries 1

feeling the URGE to drink wine and roll around in the grass with a lover

turns out, kiwi is a winter fruit. opportunity missed, but the cravings persist.

when is kiwi season?

I'm planning to eat so many kiwis this year

the hottest girl you know subsists on buttered toast and seltzer water

pho will cure what ails you. bun bo hue will make you feel optimistic for once. eat some Viet food today

i just want to snowboard and eat butter and have sex. everything else is too hard.