Matt FJ

If you’re not watching the World Cup draw, don’t. The usual mix of awkward attempts at comedy, strange music choices and stunted scripts has added sycophancy, corruption and obvious political agendas. And Rio Ferdinand.

If you’re one of the few shops I’ve bought from in the last 15 years that hasn’t emailed me yet today, there’s still time.

Was looking forward to Tortoise in Bristol tonight. Thanks to @gwr.com there’s no trains out of Newport and I’m already back home. Fucks sake.

I’m sure I’ll be one of many posts saying I have absolutely no memory of this. How the fuck did it go straight to number one?! #totp

Possibly the most ominous post ever!

Nothing normal with that fella around

Ben Bloody Stokes. What a player. #Ashes

Ok but this is totally something Charlotte Church would do

Really gutted about the Mani news. The Stone Roses were the one for my generation. And he seemed the best lad of the bunch.

My trip to Shrewsbury v County is off. All trains are cancelled. Good luck to those who are bussing it. You might need a hovercraft around Abergavenny.

Last episode was fantastic

A brilliant Partridge series. Just letting him run riot with his own thoughts. And a Lynn fightback.

They could do with a full Top 40 run down just to break up the relentless ‘98 awfulness #totp

ITS TEARING ME APART #traitors

Joe gone. Hilarious. Alan trying not to grin. Glorious telly. #traitors

186 years since the Chartists marched on Newport for democracy. 22 of them were shot dead. Another great commemorative march last night.

And of course, Wyclef’s back.

November 1 tomorrow. The dial in Mickey Bubbles chamber about to be turned to defrost.

After so much ‘98 pop pap it’s remarkable we have a number one about the Spanish Civil War #TOTP

When it comes to The Corrs I don’t have enough eyes but too many ears. #TOTP

Marina Hyde has said Roy Keane should be on the next series of Celeb #Traitors and it’s the best idea ever.

Trying to hide behind a tash

These episodes have missed Sophie Ellis Bextor’s first appearance in the charts with theaudience. It’s Murder on BBC4 #totp.

Judging by ‘98’s pop fare, it’s no wonder the teenagers became Emo’s a few years later. They’d grown up through dark times #totp

What the fuck is this fresh hell? #TOTP

Celia Imrie farting will go down in British TV history #Traitors

It was around this time Howard’s set designer robbed him of millions #totp

Just watched The Truman Show again. An incredible film. The most unbelievable element of the whole thing is that Truman always tucks his jumper into his jeans. Madness.

Eagle Eyed Cherry didn’t know at the time he would become a response to anyone demonstrating good eyesight. #totp

Was going to say that it’s a shame that Woakes won’t get a proper send off. And then remembered his last Test appearance was him batting with his arm in a sling. Big finish.