Tom xana rosa

Hj tive uma hemorragia

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a vida se amanhã fosse sexta

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1 mês sem Twitter

pograma

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Brasil = Classificado
Vietnã = Classificado
Taiwan = Classificado

Estados Unidos = Eliminado

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a vida de qm tem ar condicionado

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printar coisas q eu nao vou usar para absolutamente porra nenhuma

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Minha vida se eu parasse de ser besta

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Zero namoro, zero ficante, zero conversante

E piroca tbm

mood

PLMDS JÁ TÁ PODENDO SE MATAR???

Amigo vc mora em OURINHOS,
GOLDEN CITY,LITTLE GOLD,E SE TA SE CHAMANDO DE FAVELADO?? KSKSSKKSKSSKSKSKSKSKSKS

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*beijo no pescoço* *mão na coxa*
*mão na cintura* *cafuné no cabelo*

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Lembrei do meu canal no YouTube onde eu dava meta de 1 like e eu dava o like

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o bluesky só entrega blueet com gif

prr pq parace q todo mundo foi para academia hj

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Tomar banho, Lavar o cabelo, passar hidratante, desodorante e um perfume

JURO

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O mundo se o Michael Jackson aparecer vivo e explanando toda indústria musical de Hollywood:

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A gringa pegando fogo e a gnt sem Twitter, infernooooooo

Quero ver eu conseguir colocar só vídeo de gatinho e cachorro na minha time line como era no twitter

segunda-feira

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somos feitos de porra, mas não somos porra nenhuma
Bom dia 🙏

Veem novinho safado e me da colocadao

EU TÔ MORRENDO DE SDDS DA MINHA MÃE.

O que eu tento entregar: Humor ixperto e risadas. ✍️
O que vocês gostam: Shrek sextando.🥳

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #9,395,565, Tom xana rosa ‪@harvey01.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 7, 2024"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #9,395,565!