Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. While I’m driving, I look at my passenger for 30 seconds or more without crashing the car.

28.07.2025 08:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Years ago, 9 Irish trainee accountants got lost in New York. A man gave us directions and then asked us would we like to go to an art show. When we got there, he said there’s Carly Simon, I’ll introduce you. We queued up, she was very gracious and we admitted to no one that we were accounts.

17.07.2025 18:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not any particular line, just the idea that anyone could turn around after years of terrible behaviour and say “You were always on my mind” AND GET AWAY WITH IT.

15.06.2025 15:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And I hate the implication (not for the first time) that losing to Italy is the bottom of the barrel.

11.02.2025 14:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

invitation card, text as follows: 20 Northmoor Road, Oxford. Professor and Mrs. Tolkien request the pleasure of your company on Wednesday, November 21st, 1945, to assist them in celebrating the coming of age of their son Sub-Lieutenant C.J.R. Tolkien, Royal Navy Reserve 6:30 PM onwards RSVP if not coming postscript: - carriages at midnight - ambulances at 2 AM - wheelbarrows at 5 AM - hearses at daybreak

I can take or leave LOTR, The Silmarillion, what have you, but if he wrote nothing other than the postscript to this invitation card, J.R.R. Tolkien would have a secure place in history.

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