Jonathan Fine

yes

i would never join a group chat that would accept me as a member

@jonathanbfine.bsky.social a couple of german customers came through the shop them the one german phrase i know (oh nein ein horizontal rotierendes Pferd) and they asked me if i knew prof fine

my kid told my mom i’m the best teacher in the world

I wouldn’t say that I bought something at the Theory outlet just so I could get a Theory tote bag to carry books of theory, but I also wouldn’t not say that I did exactly that.

Discovered today that Maia Mindel has unblocked me. I wish I could have advised her against making such a terrible decision.

eww gross

Germans: Wouldn’t your tweet be better if it weren’t funny?

select all that apply

leaving a gap in the literature is real loser behavior and something i would just never do

when your career never advances, you’re always early career faculty, which is neat

I’d never tell people to join the Lessing Society just because I designed the new website, but I also would never discourage people from joining purely on that basis.

Wife: The kids told me the house ate you and you were talking to me from in the walls

6: you look like a little kid in this

foreign languages are irrelevant gobbledeygoop. got it. thanks.

It was the 80s and my parents were New York yuppies

Jonathan Fine stuns in new academic journal article

I have not earned this title, but I never complain when I’m mistakenly granted it

i’m too shallow of a reader to tell if this tweet is about me

fascinating things are happening on twitter dot com

Overheard at the coffee shop this morning: Who needs a philosophical thing about Goethe? The research we do is important.

might go as hamlet for halloween

Dad: You didn’t get asked to do that because they think you’re an idiot.
Wife: That’s because they’re not on twitter.

if i ever click follow back it’s a sign i’ve lost all self respect

Man seated at table on date with woman imagines in a thought bubble that she thinks "He brought up Hegel; he must be smart." There is no indication the woman actually thinks this.

@jonathanbfine.bsky.social

yes

some basic grammar (gender ideology)

this sentence is so precious to me

My wife thinks I should beg for forgiveness for my mustache on Yom Kippur.

i reject this