@jonathanbfine.bsky.social
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06.08.2025 19:39 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Re: Syllabi
Dear faculty,
The administration will review all assigned books to determine whether they are still relevant to modern life. This review does not involve reading the books.
All written assignments must be replaced by coloring sheets.
The new grading scale is:
A: 49.5-100
A-: 0-49.4
and absolutely no one will reflect on why itβs terrible
05.08.2025 11:54 β π 174 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0My wife is shocked that every student in an intro to college essay writing class would submit an AI-generated essay given that the entire class is about writing an essay.
30.07.2025 17:06 β π 17 π 3 π¬ 4 π 0i just do not understand this moral universe
28.07.2025 21:51 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
holy fucking shit
28.07.2025 21:02 β π 24 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0
this is about me
28.07.2025 16:22 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you for correcting my shitpost! I can see now how how much better it is with the humor removed.
28.07.2025 11:53 β π 46 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0every tenure track job Iβve applied to has tried to hire me, but Iβm too fast for them to get me
23.07.2025 17:18 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0being an academic
23.07.2025 17:15 β π 34 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Can you return your children if they eat the food you were saving for yourself?
23.07.2025 16:25 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0my wife thinks my gravestone should identify me as a βformer graduate studentβ
18.07.2025 14:47 β π 35 π 1 π¬ 6 π 0telling the dean
18.07.2025 12:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
βbrainwashing retarded people into race communismβ
18.07.2025 12:04 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0My barber and I agree on pro/rel in the US. Glad we see eye to eye on this critical issue.
17.07.2025 14:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Racists on Twitter are mad at me. In other news, today is Tuesday.
15.07.2025 20:25 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0thatβs tomorrowβs fun
14.07.2025 17:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Reading what Adorno had to say about heating equipment right now
14.07.2025 17:03 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our water boiler is broken, which is a fun new experience that I get to have.
14.07.2025 17:01 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0the vat of goo is a privilege
12.07.2025 13:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Me: Heβs not a grad student anymore.
Wife: Is anyone ever not a grad student anymore?
wonderful things are happening on twitter dot com
11.07.2025 20:17 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0we must delegate all thoughts to the machines
10.07.2025 22:19 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 5 π 1lmao
10.07.2025 22:01 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
full rock hard hog
10.07.2025 22:01 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0absolutely hilarious that this is being labeled as adult content
10.07.2025 17:33 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
i like to think i bring a certain refinement to academia
10.07.2025 16:34 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 3 π 1the whole conversation is really great (!) but the βnever get in a car driven by Jacques Derridaβ part simply cannot be emphasized enough πΆ
09.07.2025 19:21 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0For anyone just getting into Kant and CRT
09.07.2025 12:22 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
I talked with @llassabe.bsky.social about the Frankfurt School and why you should never get in a car driven by Jacques Derrida.
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