yanxiangzi

op i was trying to borrow his scrying orbs that could see outside the wall of light

i was talking about his high-fidelity scrying jade orb setup. i will never recover from this

1. today i asked the film club president if his balls were active

THREAD: TIMES I HAVE BLUNDERED SO HARD THE VOICE IN MY HEAD CALLED ME A WORTHLESS ANIMAL

nobody wants to buy my magic balls.

no freaking way it's npc-kun

immutable furbyscaling

my forehead is big people just can't see it

also i have met like 20 arthurs in both schools

so basically there's the school that's basically princess charm school (i go there) and then there's the one where everyone is doing some kind of industrial project.

i keep calling stuff 'servant school' when there's more than one

[ eating a beef hand pie ] itadakimasu bismillah

cap'n, i physically cannot tell if you're agreeing or disagreeing with me.

why am i even talking about school... i'm on holiday (i'm in prison) (the review center)

in servant school we still have normal subjects like algebra and calculus but also there's a necromancy theory class but the slots are really few. i also have no interest in necromancy

// btw nemo mun you should consider yourself lucky that we are not discord friends because i might actually torment you with context.

and yxz is funnier without context.

you're beautiful [ infant.png ]

// i keep telling myself to rewrite that parkour civilization parody to fit the present worldbuilding and i might actually do it. i might actually commit. etcetera

// btw. i do not joke or play around when i say yxz attends servant school or that demon swords are "servant corpses" this is genuine lore that my readers and writing partners just have to ACCEPT. it's an unspoken contract.

// club for people who can enter mouse holes

// i had to recheck and yxz is literally 3 in shorter than nemo that is funny as fuck

i'm going to be the coolest kid in servant school.

can i have the playstation 5. i promise i won't show it from the kid at my school whose dad works at sony

next thing you'll tell me there's an "xbox series s"

what the fuck is a playstation 5?

they say on social media that having a demon sword is a swag multiplier but do you really want to carry around a servant corpse like that

...that is. incredibly deep and also to be expected (lol).

a demon sword is like a sonny angel. they may not be produced under the best of conditions, but you can attach a kind meaning to them. or something i almost failed a math exam today.

The youth need to learn that good and evil are what you make of them.

parallel website nemo giving my older sister a demon sword was not on my bingo

we are goetia, we carry the flame
we'll fight for solomon, we'll carry his name