yanxiangzi

the gun store's proprietor, obviously.

from the gun store.

gun to your head would you accuse me of something i actually did

an example of sicknasty fanservice is when you cut into a loaf of bread and it makes that tantalizing, breathtaking, [ Does the worm for a second ] seductive crunch that rids me of my inhibitions

[ Clears throat for the express purpose of lying. ] the ricked wat. a terrifying soul-sucking beast from scottish folklore

but can i mention the ricked wat

captain nemo from disney's "wee old cunt in a submarine"...

almost told faceless to cook a child for a second

you need to start making money from cooking for children young man

the noble nature of labor is what made me the woman i am.

i still make sandwiches for younger children. i'm like a world-weary swordsman who retired and now teaches the next generation to fight

my younger self would beg to differ

they put me on this world to be kind of a freak. anyway, does anybody else miss the chasm

my moped vs the world...

no fraud has all three:
1. their soul vessel
2. their dragon scroll
3. their shard of "god"

nemo doll to put on your side table so he can watch you play tony hawk's pro skater 3

Free me from this cruel world of man, and do not soak me with milk and slap me against the wall.

nemo doll to hold hostage and freeze into a block of ice

Fate/Grand Order ちびぐるみvol.5 ネモ

if that's the case, will you help me buy premium servant school currency? animal dimension gacha currency?

// ik lumin is aware of this but did you know yxz is spiritually an oregonian

[stubs his toe walking along the deck.] fuck. shit. dammit

you all hate me, nemo.

i don't hate you, i just think you should at least wear flip-flops. the ark is made of wood, and wood is held together by nails, ergo, exercise foot safety.

put that gripper away sir

[ Her eyes turn red. ] velociraptor

i know every animal species but i would like to meet bruce the shark from finding [ Pause. ] oh wait

congrats dude

// i have to keep telling myself yxz is one of the most normal furbies in the verse