Evans Clinchy

The Dodgers buying all the best players is a disgrace to the noble history of baseball, which largely consisted of the Yankees doing it instead.

I’m not voting for anybody who *doesn’t* say this.

Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices

Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil

Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world

Founder2: ok that works

lol

lmao

LeBron James is an unfathomably huge dork. That is all

The best new beer I tried in August:

Extra Lush, by Fremont

This was pretty fantastic. It's a triple IPA, apparently - and that means all of the hops, all of the floral and tropical flavors, all of the booziness. All of everything. This is a big, strong, powerful IPA.

“The law says he can’t do it so it’s not clear whether he can” is such a 2025 headline

And he died in office on a Monday!

Never change, CNN…

The best new beer I tried in August:

Thicket Blend #2, by Side Project

A sour that's brewed with lots and lots of Oregon blackberries. It's delicious. It's sweet, fruity, a little tart, a little funky... and just really, really deeply flavorful. This one was just awesome.

this site is bad! it's going to fail! its user base has plateaued! it's not making any money! nobody here is smart except for me! everybody here is stupid! nobody is having any good discussions! i don't like being here! ok that's it for now. be back in 90 minutes

a skeet from mark cuban that reads “I’m the furthest thing from a Trump fan. But”

[hits the EJECT button knowing i’ll end up like goose in top gun]

Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."

Nobody's getting my vote in the 2028 primary unless they advocate not only abolishing ICE, but criminally prosecuting these scumbags too.

Holy shit

Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her

The best new beer I tried in July:

Roach Clip, by Great Notion

Their description calls it a "loud IPA" that's "full of potent citrus and tropical fruit character right up to the last drop," and I think every word of that is earned. This is hoppy and juicy and really full bodied. It's excellent.

This all looks very bad, but to be fair there's no direct evidence, verified by a court of law, that shows Donald Trump has ever committed sexual assault. [touches earpiece] Hold on, I'm getting some new information.

The best new beer I tried in June:

Munchies, by Great Notion

This is their "imperial garbage stout," which is a hilarious moniker. It's packing a combination of cacao nibs, peanuts, marshmallows, pretzels, potato chips, caramel, peanut butter cups, and graham crackers. It's pretty outstanding.

This goes against every fiber of my being but I think I have to be a Yankee fan now

As soon as I see this guy's face on my screen I start to feel intense feelings of aggravation and stress... which speaks to what a fantastic actor he is.

I truly believe the biggest reason Democratic voters don't vote for new voices more is because they keep being told by the party that it's hopeless to do so and results like this are wonderful because maybe it convinces more people to give it a shot.

Honestly I’m happy that they got any takers at all on either player. They’re really expensive! Jrue is old! KP gets hurt a lot!

Seems pretty clear what the Celtics are doing here - the general plan is to unload their expensive supporting players and get guys on expiring contracts.

In 2026, they’ll get Tatum back and have Tatum + Brown + maybe White + the flexibility to build something new around them.

Works for me!

@howardbeck.bsky.social Mr. Beck, respectfully: For someone who hates shitty aggregators as much as you do, it’s ironic that you retweet the Lincoln Project so much

The best new beer I tried in May:

Megaplex, by Old Stove

This was a really nice take on the New England-style hazy IPA. There's a rich, fragrant body of El Dorado, Mosaic, and Citra hops; there's a blend of pineapple and pear and tropical fruit in the mix, too. It all comes together really nicely.

Congratulations to both the Oklahoma City Thunder and the Indiana Pacers on getting rid of Paul George and assembling an NBA Finals team as a direct result

Always nice when the two best shooters in the world occupy the same building

Surprised there aren’t more shoutouts to Rizzoli and Isles in the replies here