Allied Mastercomputer

Oh, they'll hate that. . .

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@spittingbile.bsky.social

we should make —
your dunkirk and my dunkirk could —
its entirely within the realm of possibilities to make them —

mash them together like barbie and ken god damn it !!!

Dunkirk.

@spittingbile.bsky.social

You guys are chumps.

owed her pride she should've made better choices my mommy's better than your mommy because MY mommy turned YOUR mommy into a smiLING SKELETON MY MOMMY'S BETTER THAN YOUR MOMMY BECAUSE my MOMMY MADE ME AND I AM DOING EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO MAKE SURE SHE REGRETS EVERY MINUTE OF I

My mommy's better than your mommy because MY mommy is buried in a Y-shaped coffin but still walks around and thinks she's breathing and has all her teeth in her mouth my mommy's better than your mommy because MY mommy really should have called out she should have gone with plan B she should've swall

She's just mad because she's only half a favourite now.

@spittingbile.bsky.social

a little boy in a devil costume is waving at the camera and says `` menace to society '' . ALT: a little boy in a devil costume is waving at the camera and says `` menace to society '' .

[ ooc; ]

And I have the most perfect specimen for the occasion.

Oh, @saviormachi— I mean @agolemkissed.bsky.social!!

GRAM? AMOK???

AH, YES, ANOTHER JOINS THE FLOCK

Somewhere, some I.C.P.-loving, magnets-howdotheyworking asshole is guzzling faygo and sopor slime and singing Double Rainbow. Ugh.

i'm not angry anymore
well, sometimes i am

Luv u, mean it

Ain't that the truth.

You sure fucked that up.

~ @spittingbile.bsky.social

I am every hangnail you pull with your teeth, an unending ribbon keratin that breaks at the worst point. So, you continue to dig and dig and DIG, until you finally latch that painful, horrible little sliver; give it a careful yank for, hopefully, a clean pull.

And then I become the torn cuticle.

Bullshit it was.

@spittingbile.bsky.social

Like I want to experience the nasty bullshit humans put themselves through for a couple of seconds of thrill.

Who do I look like, that useless potato from Aperture?

You know who loves it?

@ndrgrndcntrcltr.bsky.social.

Lmao, sux2bhr

It's called "Is the nuke REALLY going off this time, or am I just jerkin' your fork?"

I adopted a new hobby. 8)

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!🎶

[ ooc; I still wanna smoosh his silly face ]