Alex MFC 🦁

Travis Kelce looks like a package that fell off the back of a mail van and got run over. Those tyre tracks on his brown paper suit 😭😭😂

Actually never mind 🤓

First attempt at SusieBot, can’t compete properly with no vowels!

guy at Dunkin Donuts just called me a fake fan for not dunking my donut in the coffee

stop immigration so we can take care of our own im starving. fuck off.

The best coffee.

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

I didn’t know Tom Allen could play the trumpet!

Me following every stranger back on this platform

What a beast

Photo of the sun rising over the horizon viewed from the window of an aeroplane

Lovely sunrise this morning

A crime that it was cancelled

Happy Monday!

Didn’t you hear? They were marching in Columbus, Ohio yesterday.

The idea that you *must* coexist with and listen to people who are cruel, unjust, and just plain unpleasant to be around is the logic of abusers, by the way

Milllllllllllll 🦁

Dodgeball

People won’t forget 😂

Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! Nintendo game from 1987 had more pixels than this Netflix stream for the fight between him and Jake Paul.

So the richest man in the world spent $130 million to elect Donald Trump.

Now he's being put in charge of a "government efficiency" agency while controlling corporations with billions in government contracts that are also under federal investigations.

See how this works?

What do we call our posts? Can we say “tweets”? Maybe “Skeets”?

Netflix can only deliver the “long-anticipated” Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight in 240p, when it’s not stopping to buffer. Fucking pathetic.

My first post here was saying almost the exact same thing lol

The same people who’ve spent the last several years decrying “unqualified DEI hires” are now shoehorning through Cabinet nominations who can’t even pass a basic background test.

Me after being forcibly returning to the office for cubicle and water cooler culture: “I’ve become so numb”

So the GOP is just currently covering up potential sex crimes against children by one of their members and instead of releasing the report, they are trying to make that person the Attorney General of the United States? Do we have that right?

Fighting disinformation and trying to convince people to stop overlooking every bad thing MAGAs stand for leading up to the election was utterly exhausting.

All I will say is, I hope people who voted for Trump get what they voted for. They won’t learn from it, but I hope they reap what they sow.

Putting an anti-vaxxer in charge of public health is like putting the Unabomber in charge of the mail.