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David Lynch taught me how to think, François Truffaut how to feel, and Gene Wilder how to be. Striving to be as cool as Bogart. Political Science master. Enjoys audiobooks about neuroscience while working out. Film writer

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Nice job! It bested me today.

21.10.2025 01:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a cubs hat and glasses is behind a fence ALT: a man wearing a cubs hat and glasses is behind a fence

It would have been cool if the Cubs could have pulled that out, but, I guess, as we constantly chant: there’s always next year.

12.10.2025 04:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Actor Joe Pesci scrunching his face in disappointed disbelief in Martin Scorsese’s 2019 film, “The Irishman.”

Actor Joe Pesci scrunching his face in disappointed disbelief in Martin Scorsese’s 2019 film, “The Irishman.”

I ran out of everything food related so I aggressively planned my grocery shopping trip: made a meal plan, went to three stores, shopped all the deals; I was so excited after this trip that I wouldn’t have to go to step into a grocery store until next Saturday.

So, of course I forgot bread.

12.10.2025 03:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2025 continues its cruelty.

11.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Opalite is also up there…

03.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy to say that those are only a few of the highlights!

03.10.2025 16:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New Taylor Swift album to listen to today, new PTA to see in the ✨cinema✨ tomorrow, and I just made a smoothie with 67 grams of protein that was actually delicious. What a day.

03.10.2025 16:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The best part of this is that we all n is who “he” is.

03.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman singing into a microphone with a thumbs up ALT: a woman singing into a microphone with a thumbs up

I just finished my second listen of the album, and I believe, at this point anyway, my favorite song is The Fate of Ophelia.

03.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok. Honestly. 2025 can fuck right off.

17.09.2025 13:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love this for you! My oldest (13) has just begun to show an interest in cooking!

02.09.2025 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
National guard troops lounging outside a Krispy Kreme

National guard troops lounging outside a Krispy Kreme

Dearest Martha,

The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.

Yours in glaze,

27.08.2025 15:14 — 👍 12003    🔁 3150    💬 379    📌 208

There is never a bad time for this one!

27.08.2025 01:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I clearly wanted to spend a lot of time with Michael Douglas.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky

22.08.2025 13:46 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bradley Cooper is just going to keep making movies, isn’t he?

22.08.2025 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s get DIAL M in there, who’s with me?!

22.08.2025 01:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She shouted “ughh, Ashley!” Before walking away in a tizzy. I thought for sure she was going straight to HR but she didn’t.

22.08.2025 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One morning I got her really good, she was frazzled (and she had a tendency to frazzle anyway) and she said, “I’m just going to run and get some coffee.” Of course I said, “oh Diane, on your way can you grab me something.” She said “sure” I said “thanks, one covfefe, please”

22.08.2025 01:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And I truly mean every single day. I had a desk calendar that I marked with a 🖤 every time I asked her.

22.08.2025 01:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My 13 (!) year old got his tongue twisted talking about my coffee this morning and said “covfefe” and I almost cried laughing linking about Diane. So I had to explain to him what I knew of covfefe. Anyway, got flooded with those memories today so had to share.

22.08.2025 01:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The infamous Donald trump covfefe tweet.

The infamous Donald trump covfefe tweet.

Every single morning for 4 months I asked my desk neighbor Diane, an enthusiastic tr*mp supporter if she had her covfefe yet today. For another 3.5 months I would ask her at random points through the day. She gave me the same scowl/eye roll combo every time and this exchange never got old to me.

22.08.2025 01:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well where was Tom when he was needed again?!

09.08.2025 05:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Next time!

08.08.2025 23:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We need each of them peering from behind a door, please.

07.08.2025 01:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Inaudible dialogue” is honestly my favorite.

07.08.2025 01:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I definitely will!

I saw that, thanks to your post, actually. I just…😔

06.08.2025 02:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m going to have to check this out now!

06.08.2025 00:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Haven’t seen THE NAKED GUN, but we saw BAD GUYS 2 over the weekend and enjoyed it. I look forward to hearing your thoughts on both!

06.08.2025 00:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky

I’m still deep into my impromptu remake project!

02.08.2025 00:29 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You don’t realize how much you move your nose with every facial expression you make until you break it.

01.08.2025 21:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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