Jessscaaa

I’ll give it a shot.

Kyle Gallner is such a gem.

I don’t remember who this was about😅

Let’s gooooo!

Let me preface this by saying that I’m a Jane Austen fangirl, I’ve read all of the books and I’ve seen all the movie and mini series adaptations more times than I can count. With that being said, Persuasion is SO goddamn boring. Nine chapters in on this reread and a fat lot of nothing has happened.

The high of Kendricks performance has already worn off and the reality that art isn’t going to save us, in fact nothing is going to save us, is settling back in like a parasite eating away at my sanity.

You ever fall asleep on the couch so many times in a row that when you manage to make it to your actual bed it feels like you’re staying in a 5 star hotel?

Reading my first hockey romance and I finally understand the appeal, I fear😳

Recently re-discovered the magic of peanut butter and jelly. That shit bangs so hard.

Amidst this torrent of horrifying news and current events being pelted into my psyche every time I unlock my phone my brain has decided to develop a crush on a stranger on the internet as a diversion. I will check back in 8-10 business days to report when I get the ick. Thank you for your time.

At least we don’t have to say unalive anymore

Glisten by Bouquet

They truly are, they’re very versatile😂

I just used a sword I just *happened* to have handy to get a grape that rolled under my couch. That’s all, have a nice day.

Currently crying about how much I miss Wishbone. What I wouldn’t give to be a kid having Shakespeare performed for me by the *best* boy again🥲

I’m there like swimwear baby! That sounds like a dreaaaam🥹🥹🥹

I’m super late to the game but I just tried Buldak ramen for the first time…I understand the hype. My entire face feels like it’s on fire but I get it
5/5⭐️

Anyway, I wonder when this edible is gonna kick in…

I know this is the Bad Place for a lot of us right now but idea that there’s parallel universe where we don’t have to fight as hard is oddly comforting. Maybe those flashes are just my whimsical ass wishful thinking but it still feels pretty dope✨

I know we’ve all been talking about timeline-jumping with the…well everything that’s going on but am I the only one that has moments that feel so intense you swear you flash to the correct one for a second and see how good life is on the other side?

Nothing says “I’m in my late 30’s” more than spending a perfect Friday night testing out a new body wash, painting my toenails and pausing Brooklyn Nine-Nine to do my Duolingo Scottish Gaelic lesson😌

People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie?

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Made the mistake of looking up the voice actor for the mmc for this audiobook I’m listening to. The voice DOES NOT match the face and now the shine has worn off a little..:

There’s a middle ground in there with the fantasy! I haven’t really dipped my toe into horror much because, ya know, the horrors are all around but I’m always open to suggestions for my TBR!

Post your lock screen

GIRL YOU HAVE ME BLUUUSHING😘😘😘

I love seeing my Twitter mutuals flock over here, but here’s to old and new friends! Hi, I’m Jessica, I’m a moody little bisexual nerd who loves fantasy and sci-fi books and movies, RPG video games, music from EDM to metal core, goth/alt fashion, the Ren Faire and making people (myself) laugh🫶🏼

A panel from Watchmen. Doctor Manhattan appears in a kitchen on November 10 as a circulatory system as he is reconstituting himself. Art by Dave Gibbons.

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

Theoden saying “I know your face” to Eowyn in Return Of The King

Watching my old mutuals make their way here