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Fake news you can trust. Follow our podcast account Fuck-You 🎧

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apologies if you thought this wasnt a bit and if i made any trans people on the site feel unsafe by its presence here. apologies

10.07.2023 22:29 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i made this account to amuse myself and a few friends and to steal the babylon bee's name so they couldnt have it. didnt expect anyone to read it or think i was actually the babylon bee.

10.07.2023 22:28 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

yes, this was a bit

10.07.2023 22:27 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Jesus Christ Returns To Earth As "THe Woke M&M" And Also Kid Rock Is There | TheBablonb ee

09.07.2023 23:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

brain storming some joke s: what if: bud light was gay

09.07.2023 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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JoeB iden Reveals He Is Secretly A Gay Duck Who Is Also A Woke Virtue Signaller (PAROD Y) | Babon Bee

09.07.2023 14:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bud Ligh t Unveils New Flavor: "Gay

09.07.2023 14:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bud Light Introduces New "Woke Ukraine Joe Biden" Flavoir To Be Exclusively Sold In Disney World

09.07.2023 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that feel when M&Ms go woke

09.07.2023 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WOKE Disney to replace "Minnie Mouse" with "Woke They/Them Mouse

08.07.2023 13:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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WOKE Anhauser-Busch Tries To Win Back Conservatives By Unveiling Brand New "KidRock Flavor" Bud Light, It Fails Spectacularly🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | Babylon Bee

08.07.2023 13:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Libreal Virtue Signallers Beware: This page is "unpolitically correct",

08.07.2023 13:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

U.S Army Introduces The Most Terrifying New Weapon Of All: "Crying Liberal

08.07.2023 13:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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JoeBide n Announces "The White House" Is Now: The "Woke Virtue Signalling House" | Babylon Bee

08.07.2023 12:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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HEARTBREAKING: M&M's Announces Green M&M Is Now Blue-Haired Woke Virtue Signaller | Babylon Bee

08.07.2023 12:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Disney World Introduces New ThemePark "Woke Virtue Signaling World" | Babylon Bee

08.07.2023 12:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kid Rock Is Going To Drink The Gay Woke Bud Weiser!!!!!! Don't Do It Kid Rock!!!! Noooo!!!!!! NOOO!O!!!!!

07.07.2023 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it may be hard to believe what with this "woke" world that we live in but this is "FAke Parody News"

07.07.2023 15:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Joe Biden Removes Head To Reveal he is the Gay Woke Bud weiser | Babylon Bee

07.07.2023 14:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! AAAAAAHHH!!! it is the "Gay Bud Weiser" AAAAAH!!!

07.07.2023 14:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Barney is returning. They better not make him woke.

07.07.2023 14:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when liberals eat avocado toast 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

07.07.2023 14:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hillary Clinton Has Died | Babylon Bee fake news you can trust

07.07.2023 13:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Elon Musk Weeds Out Remaining Woke Twitter Employees With Avocado Toast Trap | Babylon Bee

07.07.2023 13:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New Footage Shows Heroic Trump Leaping In Front Of Kid Rock To Protect Him From Reading Classified Documents | Babylon Bee

07.07.2023 13:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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WOKE LIBERAL GROOMERES SEETHING as local library introduces "KID ROCK STORY HOUR" 🤣🤣🤣

07.07.2023 13:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BREANKING NEWS (PARODY) Ombama is "WOKE LIBERAL"

07.07.2023 12:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0