Mary Sasson

As a life long Belichick hater, she's my Queen. I'm obsessed

Please Don’t Criticize the Devastating Work I Do at the Misery Factory The Misery Factory gets a bad wrap, especially among Millennials and Gen Z, but I’m not sure it’s warranted. It starts with a misunderstanding of w...

I wrote something
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Is the Kennedy curse retired? Come get your boy

Uber Specific Threats of Punishment for My 3-Year-Old If you don’t stop throwing your fork on the ground…

No “Twinkle Twinkle Little Zoo,” an improvised lullaby I made up for you once, that now is a nightly non-negotiable.

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Mary wrote a great piece! Check it out!

Please Don’t Criticize the Devastating Work I Do at the Misery Factory The Misery Factory gets a bad wrap, especially among Millennials and Gen Z, but I’m not sure it’s warranted. It starts with a misunderstanding of w...

I wrote something
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...

I Don’t Miss My Baby It had to be said

I do not miss my baby. That’s not to say he went missing, and I decided not to go looking for him.

By @marysasson.bsky.social

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This is america

You're a loser

This Young Lawmaker Went Viral on TikTok for Calling Out Dems Voting for Trump’s Agenda Angelita Morillo wants Democrats to grow a spine.

"It is no longer enough to say, 'The other side is really bad, so vote for us because we’re slightly less bad.'"

In this op-ed, Angelita Morillo calls on fellow Democrats to stand up to Trump. ⤵️

"It's dignity Luanne!"

If I were a billionaire, I'd be hot. There is no excuse to be that wealthy and mid.

Gather your 10 oddest friends, it's never been a better time to rob a casino.

Murderers (do your thing to this) Row

Why are you a crypto fan?

Mom said these guys have to share a blue sky account like a Lion King soundtrack cd?

Snowman has all three: corn cob pipe, button nose, and two eyes made out of coal

Now that we're here and not on twitter, I'd like to continue my quest to get @mcuban.bsky.social to fund a Sheetz in LA. Also, buy the @pirates.com?

Cyber Monday you say? a/s/l?

Farmed salmon tastes so much better than wild caught. I feel so bad for bears.

Will Trump's tariff affect poorly made American reboots of British shows?

I got a little sad today thinking about how Pizza Hut changed their crust.

Every time I fall in love with a sweater marketed on instagram it ends up being for a child.