The Cosmic Dope

Bruh 😭

Hope your place didn’t get flooded or have any water damage

😇

You were the chosen ones! It was said that you would protect the eyes, not poke them!

That which shall not be drank- Oldmalört

Respek 🤘

I drank an orange Jarritos and am now fluent in Mandarin

The most challenging opponent in any tournament is Pad 🥲

Ste🫦en

If you can make it past the head helmet stage, you can throw it back in a ponytail. Makes for a cuter head shake each time you get an excellent that was totally pad 🙃

Beast’d 💪

I agree with that sentiment, especially as people have even more freedom nowadays to play as they wish. For competitive play it’s even weirder to want to stagnate the meta since being competitive almost by definition means being adaptable imo

Some days you’re just a monkey in a hat

Beware the woahhhs 😱

That’s the beauty of the game - we can be stuck in 2009 and still have fun 😎

A Cold Observation.
A Cryptic Equation.

If you never know what day it is, every day is Whensday

“Would you like to round up your total to $69 for charity?”

Ghosts or aliens - no other explanation tbh

Finally gonna eat my fruit, eh? 😏

Notivation

Gotta be Splatterhouse for the TurboGrafx-16. I was probably 2 or 3 at the time?

Can’t have pop-up headlights but we can have trucks with 9ft tall hoods to crush pedestrians. I guess it is okay if the car design guarantees they don’t suffer 🙃