Kryss Oroborus

I get the next rapture free!

Also,where the fuck is Aaron Sorkin when we need him?

Who's down to watch kevin smith's Red State on Wednesday?

Pro tip. A 401k is NOT like a bank account. There's a process for a withdrawal. Screaming at me because you don't want to follow the process won't get you any money.

No sadder proof can be given by a man of his own littleness than disbelief in great men. - Thomas Carlyle

Remember when I used to make enough from music to help pay for making music?

I noticed there's lots of video games about battling Nazis. I wonder if there will be some about battling Maga in like 10 years.

Sugarhigh (Empire Records) Remake of the ending song from Empire Records

Happy Rex Manning day!

I recorded this years ago for shits and giggles.

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I feel like green jelly (jello) is a more wholesome gwar

Feeling pensive on my birthday. The best way to keep wrinkles at bay as I age is to just keep getting fatter.

Got an MRI for my birthday this year. Next time, I'm filling my pockets with change to cure the boredom.

I was today years old when I realized that trump's plan for dealing with illegal immigration is to make the US suck so bad no one wants to come.

Holy shit sticks that was a long week

"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer."

I guess I need to ask jesus to forgive me. Yesterday, I committed empathy and mercy.

Bottomless chicken wings for dinner. There's only a pound of them, but im not wearing pants.

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Wrote this song during the last shitshow. Unbelievably, it's more relevant now.

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Called IT because the new work laptop wasn't operating properly. They fucked with it for 3 hours. Left it with "we're gonna do some research". I fixed it myself after hours.

Soo...explain to me again how PA was "won by a landslide"? Because Elon knows the voting machines "very well"?

Someone needs to develop a tiktok clone on the same protocol as bluesky. I'd rather lose tiktok and move on than have trump save tiktok, and we end up with State Run media

TIL: Guy Tang has been doing music. And it's some of the dumbest shit I've heard in a long time.

Xray for my shoulder at 7am. Finally maybe some answers.

Google drive attached to an alter email.

How the fuck am I sick? I don't leave the house.

Is there such a thing as shoulder replacement and can I get a bionic one that would give me super human abilities?

"Even a fool knows we can't reach out and touch the stars, but thar does not stop the wise man from trying"

"I'll take 'things that never happened' for $1000, alex"

This definitely happened in real life.

Ok, by now, most of us should know how tariffs work (queue the buyers' remorse). When things cost 25%+ more for the next 4 years, and then we get someone in who cancels the tariffs, how many corps will bring the prices back down? Or will they just see an opportunity to pad their pocket another 25%+?

Holy shit, I've been out of the loop. Kevin Mitnick died in 2023. #kevinmitnick #freekevin