ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ;

What? I wouldn't sa-

...
....

Damn, that DOES sound like something I'd say, not gonna lie... 💧

( stops chest compressing him )

oh man. you're finally awake.

I will keep running as long as I live.
I’m sure there’s someone running behind and in front of me.
I hope that the story I weave will be graceful for that one person.

Hehe. He's being a bit mean but this is harmless.

"Well, I guess this is a no then. Back to the drawing board. Any suggestions to make it easier on me?"

Are you seriously being jealous now? I understand. You're right. I wasn't thinking then. But that's why I need you back so you can take on that burden for me.

( raised eyebrow )

You're acting like it's scandalous. You've seen and experienced my cock and balls so many times. Aeons forbid we have some pants on though.

Wife home. Time to stitch the sleeves back on the shirts and wear pants.

“… 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒆…”
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Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym

No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell

This guy still laughs at a number the old fashioned way.

( what the fuck is 67 )

POV: youre screwllum and this is how you be getting updates inside your body like phone notifications probably

oh.

|| damn opposite i think

test

|| (test)[www.google.com]

Hear me, ye with heart.
I am the thunder that shall be your death.

I like sunshine, paella and your hands off my man. I think that's Latino life?

"He got kidnapped by the damn Express and they're not giving him a single day off!!!!"

Tonight, my many personalities will join hands and doxx you.

Sunday is in jail ... with no visitor privileges...

my wife actually left me.

You're worried about failing. But. That's how everyone becomes stronger.
That's how the best get to be that way. So failure is nothing to be embarrassed about.

Today, I'm going to teach you how to make a pipe bomb.

I do not exist. Think of me as a simple echo originating from your memories.

Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!

My body is a machine that turns cheese into shit.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 58% full.

( How the tables have turned. He's on the other side of the bar now. )

... Let's go around to the other side.

( He goes first, turning the corner of the bar.

Ding, ding. There's a sudden scent of various spices and savoryness. )

Yeah uh, can I get a regular philly cheesesteak.