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@sealoffortune.bsky.social

19, she/they/it ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธโšง๏ธ chronically online, Artist/Writer/Editor, Literally Drossel Von Flรผgel and Elphelt Valentine

41 Followers  |  59 Following  |  14 Posts  |  Joined: 17.10.2024  |  2.0401

Latest posts by sealoffortune.bsky.social on Bluesky

People like Mr Beast donโ€™t give a shit about the planet. On one hand do a charity for some tax writeoffs and then on the other majorly support a streaming platform run by nazis and funded by gambling money

23.08.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 339    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More of this, please. A LOT more of this, please.

17.03.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35989    ๐Ÿ” 6339    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1682    ๐Ÿ“Œ 670

More have materialized because I've lost all control of my life.

23.02.2025 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1572    ๐Ÿ” 163    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They should make a film adaptation of The Electric State and have it be made by people who hate it.

10.03.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 811    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An alien is seen arriving on earth and changing their appearance to the of a human woman. She says: "Base, I've reached earth! I'll infiltrate and start the domination of Earth!!!" 
  
A few weeks passes and the disguised alien is seen having dates with a human woman. Hanging out and even having ice cream. She reports the status of her mission to her ship: "MISSION STATUS: To blend in, I've found a human partner. I-i think the mission might take a bit more time! H-hehe!"
  
Years pass and the alien is no longer disguised or hiding herself from her human wife. Both of them are seen cuddling, happy in their house with their own human/alien baby daughter and two cats. The Alien General is questioned by her ship about the mission status, as years passed by without any news, they ask: "Mission Status, General?" And the redeemed Alien General answers: "Uuuuhhh, Humans are VERY DANGEROUS! CANCEL EARTH DOMINATION! I'LL STAY HERE AND DEAL WITH THEM!!!"

An alien is seen arriving on earth and changing their appearance to the of a human woman. She says: "Base, I've reached earth! I'll infiltrate and start the domination of Earth!!!" A few weeks passes and the disguised alien is seen having dates with a human woman. Hanging out and even having ice cream. She reports the status of her mission to her ship: "MISSION STATUS: To blend in, I've found a human partner. I-i think the mission might take a bit more time! H-hehe!" Years pass and the alien is no longer disguised or hiding herself from her human wife. Both of them are seen cuddling, happy in their house with their own human/alien baby daughter and two cats. The Alien General is questioned by her ship about the mission status, as years passed by without any news, they ask: "Mission Status, General?" And the redeemed Alien General answers: "Uuuuhhh, Humans are VERY DANGEROUS! CANCEL EARTH DOMINATION! I'LL STAY HERE AND DEAL WITH THEM!!!"

07.03.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3218    ๐Ÿ” 507    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Two characters hugging each other in their living room surrounded by ghost cats and plants.

Two characters hugging each other in their living room surrounded by ghost cats and plants.

All I know. ๐Ÿค—

15.02.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32429    ๐Ÿ” 4522    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 226    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107
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Rebecca
Cyberpunk Edgerunners

#cyberpunkedgerunners #cyberpunk #cyberpunk2077

07.02.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
me, age 14: holy shit, are you me from the future?
me now: shut the fuck up you greasy homonculus!!!
me, 14: d-do i become a girl??

me now: it doesn't fucking matter dude.

we need to start planning for retirement NOW.

me, age 14: holy shit, are you me from the future? me now: shut the fuck up you greasy homonculus!!! me, 14: d-do i become a girl?? me now: it doesn't fucking matter dude. we need to start planning for retirement NOW.

playing the hits

#comic #comics

07.02.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4564    ๐Ÿ” 626    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

"I want to kill people who don't conform to traditional gender identity" is definitely one of the takes of all time

02.02.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
PROTECT TRANS HEALTH CARE PROTEST MEET 11:30 AM AT BRUCE MONROE COMMUNITY PARK MARCH AT NOON TO CHILDRENโ€™S NATIONAL, MASKS REQUIRED

PROTECT TRANS HEALTH CARE PROTEST MEET 11:30 AM AT BRUCE MONROE COMMUNITY PARK MARCH AT NOON TO CHILDRENโ€™S NATIONAL, MASKS REQUIRED

Tomorrow in DC weโ€™re protesting DC Childrenโ€™s Hospital for ending all care to trans people under 19

I would love to see my followers join me in protesting a move thatโ€™s already impacting folks very close to me

If not now, when?

01.02.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2712    ๐Ÿ” 1170    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
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As a LGBTQ American Iโ€™m not asking for special treatment

All Iโ€™m asking for is we can live our lives without discrimination and fear of losing our rights

Because no American should fear that regardless of their race religion sexuality or gender

30.01.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What he's announcing is a concentration camp. A deeply illegal, unconstitutional, anti-human rights atrocity. Anyone who supports this is complicit. Anyone in any federal service, military or otherwise, is morally obligated to refuse to carry out any orders related to this deeply criminal act.

29.01.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3554    ๐Ÿ” 1373    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46
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the new video tab on bluesky is genuinely very good and iโ€™m a big fan of this edition. dare i predict that bluesky will become the โ€œeverything appโ€. sound off if you like that phrase i just came up with

30.01.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4626    ๐Ÿ” 159    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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As a mechanical engineer, that shit is pure crack cocaine.

30.01.2025 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1390    ๐Ÿ” 280    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

this era of trump destroying every institution in the name of being anti-woke and ending DEI will usher in an even more woke era than ever thought possible

30.01.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6499    ๐Ÿ” 677    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 140    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72
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If dough was actually a moth

30.01.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 112    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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theyโ€™re going to deport people for having opinions. theyโ€™re calling the united states the most authoritian regime on the planet

30.01.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4981    ๐Ÿ” 666    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52
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Good morning Bluesky!

30.01.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1278    ๐Ÿ” 253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Td;dr some transphpbic babies review bombed a trans made game and still failed to do anything about it.

Like always trans hate fails to truely damage us and we will persist despite all their attempts to harm us.

You should play nightmare kart.

steamcommunity.com/app/2930160/...

29.01.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1659    ๐Ÿ” 450    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Sony is no longer requiring PSN accounts for PC players on some of their games including:

โ€ข Spider-Man 2
โ€ข God of War Ragnarok
โ€ข The Last of Us 2
โ€ข Horizon Zero Dawn

There will be free content if you sign up

29.01.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1238    ๐Ÿ” 119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

Donโ€™t care didnโ€™t ask

29.01.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i watched this street interview video by walter masterson a few days ago and this interaction lives in my head, this is individualistic brain rot thatโ€™s plaguing this world

28.01.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2083    ๐Ÿ” 149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

this is our opposition party dawg weโ€™re doomed

28.01.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3996    ๐Ÿ” 403    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 92    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

you are loved, we will win

29.01.2025 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9067    ๐Ÿ” 1329    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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...check up on yo strong friends...

29.01.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20316    ๐Ÿ” 4274    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 175    ๐Ÿ“Œ 142

Transgender brilliance is real, beautiful and it's not going anywhere. It's staying right here. No one can erase us.

29.01.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Astartes II โ€“ Official Teaser Trailer | Warhammer+
YouTube video by Warhammer Astartes II โ€“ Official Teaser Trailer | Warhammer+

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbgY...

29.01.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Kendrick Lamar 'felt like Goku' after hearing the 'hey now' beat

โ€œWhen I heard the beat, I just felt like Goku or something โ€ฆ When I hear certain shit on [Mustard's] beats, it brings out something else in me"

(via Grammys)

28.01.2025 06:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1419    ๐Ÿ” 206    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

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