Mike Wiznuk

The funniest thing about the wannabe tough guys in the giant pickup trucks is the vehicles themselves make them look puny by comparison.

Remember kids:
Microphone feedback = bad
Guitar feedback = good, cool, sexy

Get a bucket and a mop for that wet-ass snare drum.

The two bands I know best who write D&D references in their songs are Dermabrasion and Unleash the Archers, but Derma is way more Dungeons and Unleash the Archers is way more Dragons.

Tell Me You Love Me Again, by Shiv and the Carvers 4 track album

My band released a new EP yesterday!
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Interviews: Running on bean brain with Shiv and Nicole of Shiv and the Carvers Shiv and the Carvers came together in Toronto in 2022 and have been kicking out high-octane punk rock ever since. The band wasted no time introducing the world to their dynamic sound on their 2022 deb...

Interviews: Running on bean brain with Shiv and Nicole of Shiv and the Carvers

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Saw them on Summer Slaughter a few years back. It was very silly and very good.

Law & Order Toronto criticized as unrealistic after showing Toronto Police trying to solve crimes TORONTO - The Law & Order order spinoff series set in Toronto is being panned by critics, who say the show's depiction of the Toronto Police is highly unrealistic as it shows the police repeatedly att...

Law & Order Toronto criticized as unrealistic after showing Toronto Police trying to solve crimes

Next Shiv show is gonna rip

Like Spiritbox with Dying Wish will probably rip as a lineup, but I am not going to Etobicoke.

I feel kinda entitled for skipping "Toronto" shows because they'd be like an hour or two on transit to the suburbs, but god do I not want to see a metal show at The Great Canadian Casino.

Yeah, the thing I appreciated about old EU was that a lot of stories felt like someone wrote a cool sci-fi story and then slapped a Star Wars logo on it because they knew that would sell. There's potential for that, ex Skeleton Crew. Just also a lot that's more Wookiepedia article on film.

Hey Ontario residents! Go fuckin vote today.

Idk how tf people can drum a whole set wearing a hat

Yeah destroy the true abominations, like ketchup chips.

I like my NDP MPP candidate. I voted for her, but I'm very hesitant to support the party overall.
Especially since refusing to reconcile with Sarah Jama.

Feel like a lot of Americans are going to read this as "oh RATM are centrists," rather than reckoning with the fact that the US has two far right parties.

Honestly y'all should probably just do a coup before Trump purges all the non-white+christian people from the military.

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So if you pre-save my band's EP on Spotify, we will send you a Valentine's Card!
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Is Coven obscure? Like, compared to Sabbath, absolutely. But it seems like most people familiar with metal history have heard them.

Muppet Treasure Island cover overlaid with the text "Hans Zimmer (1996) walked" followed by Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl cover overlaid with the text "So Hans Zimmer (2003) could run"

Honestly most bars here are expensive by any sensible standard.

The grocery mafia is gonna take every excuse they can to steal from us.
NDP needs to nationalize the assets of these chains and put the control in the hands of their workers.

Damn, if only there were some way to build an alternative to planes.
Maybe make em real long, and tie a bunch together. Get rid of the flight component, just slide em along the ground somehow.
If only.

I'll be there!

Good time for our politicians to stop trying to antagonize China, because we can use all the friends we can get right now.

Yeah, as a Canadian... trust in the US as an ally hasn't exactly been high around here since the early Bush years. But political rhetoric across the spectrum has recently gotten very focused on how to resist and oppose the US.

I Want Shiv and the Carvers' "Danger Girl" to Ruin My Life │ Exclaim! Exclaim! Staff Picks

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YouTube video by Shiv and the Carvers Shiv and the Carvers - Danger Girl [Official Music Video]

My band Shiv and the Carvers put out a fun new music video!
Inspired by "Scott Pilgrim vs The World," starring our friends in Toronto.
youtu.be/bdjgoZOeZOw?...