Andrew Ayres

Do not take a break, Driver Ken

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How do you like them apples? A classic Northern Spy, not crummy lab apples of the Pacific NW.

It is not the dunking that was important, it was the striving to dunk that mattered. #tnxmytedtalk

May Edgar outlast his orange age-mate, the Lyin In Winter

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There is no perfect meme to capture… oh wait

With today’s cheap Zennis, he’d have the specs in all the colors

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Oh no you dint just besmirch a Scatman Crothers vehicle

Ready for XMas

And lo, they hung him on a tree. It doth drooped.

Please God don’t let it be THAT organ

Voter was just waiting for Mr. Wright and found him at last.

This is where having a SecDef who attended one of our military academies where such things are taught and discussed might be a good idea.

If anyone damages my Monopoly Man top hat in the overhead bin, I shall strangle them with my cravat

Complaining about Portnoy

We need to have a bake sale to help poor George

Not sure why Surf City NJ streets flooded with not much rain. Rising sea level?

Old-school pitch framing, with its gentle turn of the glove, was an art. This is just Pitch Yanking

I was just passed on right by an Amherst College geology dept. van on Route 9. So much for that glacial pace thing.

One would have hoped the Esprit d’Hillbilly would supersede political differences

Nancy Kulp’s bid for congress was publicly opposed by Buddy Ebsen.

Here for the orange sanitary socks

20 miles upriver in Hadley

I think the most appropriate Pavement request is always “Major Leagues.”

Simba Cam at PNC Park did not disappoint Monday, with pups getting in on act. #dogs @pirates.com

Dunkin’ in the @yard goats.bsky.social bullpen at Dunkin Park.

This won’t last long at #Brimfield

IF he has completed his elaborate woodworking project.

The kimchi hot dog was delicious at @yardgoats.bsky.social Bark In Park! #dogs