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Andrew Ayres

@andrewayres.bsky.social

Head filled with lightning, hat full of rain

226 Followers  |  134 Following  |  107 Posts  |  Joined: 23.01.2025
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Do not take a break, Driver Ken

15.02.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How do you like them apples? A classic Northern Spy, not crummy lab apples of the Pacific NW.

08.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is not the dunking that was important, it was the striving to dunk that mattered. #tnxmytedtalk

02.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May Edgar outlast his orange age-mate, the Lyin In Winter

02.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.01.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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There is no perfect meme to capture… oh wait

22.01.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With today’s cheap Zennis, he’d have the specs in all the colors

12.01.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh no you dint just besmirch a Scatman Crothers vehicle

12.01.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ready for XMas

01.01.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And lo, they hung him on a tree. It doth drooped.

23.12.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please God don’t let it be THAT organ

10.12.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Voter was just waiting for Mr. Wright and found him at last.

04.12.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is where having a SecDef who attended one of our military academies where such things are taught and discussed might be a good idea.

30.11.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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24.11.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone damages my Monopoly Man top hat in the overhead bin, I shall strangle them with my cravat

21.11.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Complaining about Portnoy

09.11.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to have a bake sale to help poor George

30.10.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not sure why Surf City NJ streets flooded with not much rain. Rising sea level?

30.10.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Old-school pitch framing, with its gentle turn of the glove, was an art. This is just Pitch Yanking

28.10.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just passed on right by an Amherst College geology dept. van on Route 9. So much for that glacial pace thing.

23.10.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One would have hoped the Esprit d’Hillbilly would supersede political differences

16.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nancy Kulp’s bid for congress was publicly opposed by Buddy Ebsen.

16.10.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Here for the orange sanitary socks

08.10.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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20 miles upriver in Hadley

30.09.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the most appropriate Pavement request is always β€œMajor Leagues.”

29.09.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Simba Cam at PNC Park did not disappoint Monday, with pups getting in on act. #dogs @pirates.com

18.09.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dunkin’ in the @yard goats.bsky.social bullpen at Dunkin Park.

04.09.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This won’t last long at #Brimfield

04.09.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IF he has completed his elaborate woodworking project.

04.09.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The kimchi hot dog was delicious at @yardgoats.bsky.social Bark In Park! #dogs

04.09.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0