Andrew Ayres

Complaining about Portnoy

We need to have a bake sale to help poor George

Not sure why Surf City NJ streets flooded with not much rain. Rising sea level?

Old-school pitch framing, with its gentle turn of the glove, was an art. This is just Pitch Yanking

I was just passed on right by an Amherst College geology dept. van on Route 9. So much for that glacial pace thing.

One would have hoped the Esprit d’Hillbilly would supersede political differences

Nancy Kulp’s bid for congress was publicly opposed by Buddy Ebsen.

Here for the orange sanitary socks

20 miles upriver in Hadley

I think the most appropriate Pavement request is always “Major Leagues.”

Oops it was Tuesday

Simba Cam at PNC Park did not disappoint Monday, with pups getting in on act. #dogs @pirates.com

Dunkin’ in the @yard goats.bsky.social bullpen at Dunkin Park.

This won’t last long at #Brimfield

IF he has completed his elaborate woodworking project.

The kimchi hot dog was delicious at @yardgoats.bsky.social Bark In Park! #dogs

Thankfully Faust is here to alert us to those unwilling to make Faustian bargains

A nepo baby jacked up on artificial T which explains his irrational confidence

The thinking man’s So Taguchi

Kasey Kasum voice: “Twoooo???!!!”

Estimated Prophet, Desperados Under The Eaves, California Uber Alles, Going Back To Cali, Lodi, Ventura Highway …

My trellis is bursting with Concord grapes. #grapes

You gonna play it I know oh oh oh

Both notes!!!! Yes, I have my radio on

Before the heavens opened up tonight on the Connecticut River

Tonight’s sunset on Connecticut River in Hadley.

A random Halloween porch pumpkin seed took root. The bees are pleased. #bees

Sam is the Thinking Man’s Poochie

Only 12,000 more than catch Zack Hample

Juvenile delinquent wreck