he is so dreamy
10.03.2026 02:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@fatfuckcryptid.bsky.social
NSFW account of the scary beast from underneath your bed! π 25, he/it/they, big fluffy monster, will cuddle for fast food. Mostly retweeting stuff, I draw once in a blue moon. Pfp: @meowshmallowe Banner: @critternest Europe Timezone
he is so dreamy
10.03.2026 02:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this looks SO good?! (also as a creature who also has horns, and spikes on back + tail, i approve of this)
10.03.2026 02:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0okay but. now he's the couch. so what about sitting on him
10.03.2026 00:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yarn sits on a couch with his balls out saying HOWWDY... WANNA SIT DOWN?
cw nsfw
dude. you are taking up the entire couch. π‘π‘π₯ #tokerart
your goblin throat-fucking art scratches a very nice itch........
08.03.2026 23:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Blaidd did offer you an ample reward.. ππΊ
Check this out in HD as well as this month's animation below!
My 9 games that make me who I am
....they come in pairs, apparently
Undertale mentioned... very based
07.03.2026 14:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Leaving a big tip
03.10.2025 15:11 β π 300 π 80 π¬ 2 π 0BASED TAKE
07.03.2026 00:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hey look a fun history lesson!
06.03.2026 04:53 β π 14882 π 5061 π¬ 124 π 66
EXACTLY, especially because it's not even a very interesting or pretty screenshot in the first place lol
it's like it just started Spreading. multiplying
why is he so SMALL
05.03.2026 20:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a lot of different, cheap merch, like mugs, shirt and caps of the wolf from IntermarchΓ©'s Christmas ad. a whole shelf full of it, but the wolf is literally just a screenshot of his face and looks as small on every single thing it's on
saw this when walking into my local IntermarchΓ© this morning.... i couldn't stop laughing
05.03.2026 20:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o
i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api
05.03.2026 02:17 β π 7796 π 2306 π¬ 178 π 412those "poorly drawn cartoon pfps" are keeping your stupid site alive
05.03.2026 09:56 β π 241 π 52 π¬ 7 π 3OH MY GOD this is so good?!? holy shit
05.03.2026 14:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ITS BOWSER'S TURN NOW!!!
05.03.2026 10:06 β π 367 π 97 π¬ 3 π 0Alien cock
08.02.2026 14:51 β π 1666 π 327 π¬ 3 π 1this is my type. i need friends who are cartoon creatures that also eat my food without asking
04.03.2026 17:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am Not staring respectfully. Forgive me for my sins
04.03.2026 02:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
AI-generated artwork is officially not eligible for copyright protection after the U.S. Supreme Court declined to review the appeal.
The court ruled that a work must have a human creator in order to qualify for copyright.
(Link: www.reuters.com/legal/govern...)
Handsome!!
03.03.2026 20:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yeah that's not gonna work is it
03.03.2026 15:37 β π 720 π 146 π¬ 9 π 2Djynn, a femboy yoshi, is bent over a desk being fucked by Bowser. Djynn's holding Bowser's hand while using a mouse to file taxes on a desktop computer. Djynn: "I managed to ~~NNNF~~ save us a few million coins by claiming ~~OHHH~~ the koopa troop as a non-profit..." Bowser: "Hot shit! You're still a better FUCK than an accountant, though."
It takes a lot of work to balance the books of a whole castle, but Djynn's happy to assist their husband with the laborious job of doing his taxes! It's a little hard to get the forms right with such a big distraction, though... Classic art by @apisbzzz.bsky.social! #FurryPorn #NSFW #BowserNSFW
16.04.2025 03:15 β π 40 π 8 π¬ 1 π 1that's a Very good looking bowser and i am Very jealous
01.03.2026 21:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0is... is there a link to the full artwork somewhere? ππ
01.03.2026 21:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this is me. do this to me guys
01.03.2026 15:11 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Happy PokemonDay~
27.02.2026 18:07 β π 2537 π 598 π¬ 10 π 3that's the ideal man tbh
26.02.2026 21:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0