Smug

I expect no standard bans :(

You're very cute and funny!

Alright

Can dudes post thirst traps here without it being weird

*prank calling America*
"Hello is your democracy running?"

Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw

It actually is important to talk about things other than politics on here and in particular pleasant things that bring you joy not just because of social media platform reasons but mostly because it's invaluable in times like this to remember who we are as people on a fundamental level.

I can't wait for MoP to hit so I can just zone out from life for like a month and not think about anything anymore.

wow 3 of them?

Shocklands alongside verges in standard.... I really hope something cool happens next week ;)

oh shit what did I miss

They just keep getting more and more realistic. My parents are already getting fooled by them... I'm gonna have to give them a sit down over it soon to make sure they run weird shit by me before overreacting.

The time of year where everything burns

:)

My belt is so tight that my pants are crimping in the front uh oh

Its legal for you to DM me your boobs btw.

Not only is it legal, but it is correct and the right thing to do.

I kinda want to look for any mtg pre-releases going on soon, but at the same time I have no desire to play paper magic. I also can't stand the local magic community for the most part either.

Ugh, but this set looks so cool.

Cop: do you know how fast you were going?

Me: I thought that was your job

Sweaty guy awkwardly standing in front of a mirror

Welcome to Chili's

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

This has me thinking we are going to see a mono red Sarkhan pre-con or something.

Why play this when you could just play Omni? This just screams EDH and nothing else.

Silently walking out while I sat there watching the entire time waiting for someone to speak up... I felt like I was going crazy.

I know this may not be popular opinion, but seeing so many of them walk out or not show up has me furious.

Gonna be heckin sick getting slammed by a cat 5 hurricane this year with 0 warning because of all the incredibly dense dipshits in the south who voted for this administration.

Hell yeah

Resident Evil logic

I'm ngl it really fucking sucks that the only way for me to have a sexual encounter of any kind is to pay for it.

Made a depressing post on FB but I'm not a very depressed person. I hate when people worry about me like... you have better things to worry about my guy.

Oh well I tried