Simply Susan 💙

A budget is a moral document.

Prayer group or scene from “Close Encounters” where they sculpt a mountain out of mashed potatoes

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Kristi Noem has learned her lesson.

by Susan Collins

Opinion | What Kristi Noem Should Do After President Trump Fired Her

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/o....
GIFT ARTICLE. NYT

Many people are saying that Noem has called Trump to ask for a blanket pardon.

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And it includes Kristi before her "extremeMAGA makeover."

Nation’s Dogs Celebrate Noem’s Firing A Special TBR Career Obituary

Nation’s Dogs Celebrate Noem’s Firing
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
This Andy Borowitz reflection on Noem's career, from Tea Party to today is splendid.

*rubs temples*

Or maybe it's just as it seems: She's a clown who embarrassed the boss one too many times and had to go.

Mullen's upstanding courage during the January 6th insurrection.

Mullen's a moron, embarrasses himself on a weekly basis.

Best reaction of the day.

We're all ears.

Kristi Noem gave her political operative a no-bid contract worth $143,000,000 of taxpayer money to make Fox News ads starring her at Mt. Rushmore. We will be following this story on a daily basis if it turns out that Hunter Biden was involved.

For Pennsylvania voters, the alternative to Fetterman was Dr. Oz.
Fetterman's appeal was that he was the lesser of two evils.

Reporter: “President Trump, any words about the six Americans that have been killed?"

Trump:

John Fetterman is the only Democrat to vote against curbing Trump’s power to order strikes in Iran The Senate voted 47-53, failing to advance a resolution to halt Trump's Operation Epic Fury in Iran.

share.inquirer.com/teuaTK GIFT ARTICLE.
He's a disgrace to the voters who supported him.

So Fetterman dressed in a suit and tie "out of respect for the event." Oh, please.

John Fetterman is the only Democrat to vote against curbing Trump’s power to order strikes in Iran The Senate voted 47-53, failing to advance a resolution to halt Trump's Operation Epic Fury in Iran.

share.inquirer.com/teuaTK
GIFT ARTICLE FROM PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER

Maybe he actually was the same person, but concealed it.
Of course, the alternative was Dr. Oz - so we had no choice.

Washington Post Headline Last Week: "Trump aids struggle with how to spend $500 billion more on military."

Photo shows graves of Iranian girls killed in Minab school attack Contrary to claims from Grok and others, the image does not show grave sites in Jakarta or Brazil.

This photo shows the graves of schoolchildren killed by airstrikes in Minab, Iran — not grave sites in Indonesia or Brazil, contrary to claims from Grok and others online. Here's how we verified its authenticity. 👇
www.snopes.com/fact-check/i...

Queen Elizabeth’s favourite dog in danger of being banned Critics say guidelines aimed at protecting animal welfare will outlaw corgis along with 66 other popular breeds — is yours on the list?

Also insane ...from TheTimes (London) www.thetimes.com/uk/royal-fam...

What a train wreck he is. Disgusting, and I regard my vote for him with ‘epic fury.”