Super Conor Land 2: 6 Golden Coins

Nancy 2/9/26

I love her mischievous face on the airdropped photo so much

Nancy Day 10!

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

Don’t sign your tweets,

Pure godless evil.

What if there was a guy called Gay Guy Who Sucks And Pisses You Off

Now hold on a second,

perfect parry

Why has no one tried replying to all of Isaac Chotiner’s questions with “shut da fuck up”?

Can’t be real…

I will say, as a dedicated Garth Ennis hatereader - miles easier to get through than the comic

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

I wonder could you just name a band Wave Race 64 somehow

Adam bottle jean and the boot with the fur!

FUCK OFF MOM I'm texting my group chat. (in group chat ) Just told my mom to fuck of Loll

I think so too

I'm the guy at the apiary who jerks off all the bees for their honey. I think honey is made of bee cum

This continues to be painfully true

Movie: Halo 3: ODST: The Movie
Created by: Js2Kings
Uploaded on: September 9th, 2009

When are they going to make The Guys

Let’s go computer world.

He only started doing all that stuff after this

Alright time for the ritual. Time to post our favorite part

I think getting soaked is probably a pittance compare to what they actually deserve, which is to be shot in the fucking head

Actually to be fair I think Claire Redfield is just a college student in 2 but she is related to Chris so I think that gives her some sort of sibling combat multiplier

I love that there's one Resident Evil protagonist who's job was "systems engineer". Even Grace was an FBI agent, like someone you could feasibly see doing all that Resident Evil shit. It's so good to me.

I love Ethan Winters man. Gone too fuckin soon, I was genuinely so sad they killed him. He's so dumb and also he's like a zombie mold man but mostly he just loves his family

She's great! Resident Evil protags are usually just like, one Thing, Leon is a badass dork, Ethan is like, guy who's dumb to the point of comedy (also the other thing), Chris is Buff and hers is that she genuinely seems to have like an anxiety disorder and no other special powers

I’m pretty sure he says something to the effect of “I’m flattered ladies, but this isn’t my style” when fighting the two chainsaw ladies in RE4R, after he does the funniest backflip of all time and I think he probably just says that to women constantly