this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
01.03.2026 01:32 — 👍 8004 🔁 2217 💬 20 📌 24wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative
01.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 5416 🔁 618 💬 42 📌 13not once have I ever needed a text message or email summarized in my entire fucking life
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A grinning papillon cross chihuahua.
There’s something special about an innocent grin when the world is dark and violent.
Sending love and a smile from the pup and I to whoever may need it.
Image of Tarhiel standing where he is normally laid out cold. Dialogue boxes say "I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people".
06.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 544 🔁 226 💬 1 📌 2A lot of people seem to think furries want to fuck animals for some reason. I’ve been a shooter for furries for years and people always respond like I’ve just said being a nonce is ok
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(Neighbor's motion activated security camera) Smile! You're on camera! Smile! You're on camera!
(My porch speaker that I programmed to go off right after) So lose them shorts...
Oh human enemies with guns what are we DOING guys
01.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Souring a little on RE9 toward the end because Leon’s combat feels noticably worse than in 4’s remake?
01.03.2026 00:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0the green party victory in the UK is yet another example that a better world is possible and that the world yearns for leftism
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One of the more ominous censors I’ve seen
28.02.2026 10:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pretty good
28.02.2026 10:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0God, the US is just so evil
28.02.2026 07:10 — 👍 69 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 0Yoda Latino
05.10.2025 20:42 — 👍 2937 🔁 475 💬 63 📌 28"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor
19.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 5852 🔁 944 💬 42 📌 34Im envisioning the variety of women who will romance me, their various Ethnicities, etc, when the Dark Net Injectables make me 1 inch taller
27.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 3182 🔁 394 💬 32 📌 19most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"
28.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 5830 🔁 1086 💬 44 📌 29CUNOESSE - Do it, f****t! SET ME FREE!
28.02.2026 09:53 — 👍 67 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0We finna snatch up unc,
28.02.2026 09:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(nervously testing the waters to see if I can use AAVE in my new kidnappers club) My guy today was talm bout some "Unhand Me," Lol, (quickly scanning faces for any signs of discomfort
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his moment has arrived
28.02.2026 09:36 — 👍 496 🔁 91 💬 2 📌 3death to AmeriKKKa
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The opening image of the show Twin Peaks, showing a road heading around the bend in the mountains. The green text reads STAR WAR
28.02.2026 05:36 — 👍 246 🔁 24 💬 11 📌 4operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s
28.02.2026 09:09 — 👍 6655 🔁 1832 💬 4 📌 1Dying at the idea that the Pentagon gave Dario Amodei a hypo that was essentially the dril woke sniper tweet
28.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 201 🔁 28 💬 0 📌 0Bandmate trying to explain Nostalgia Critic to girl in bar earlier today - most baller shit I’ve seen in some time
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Twin Peaks logo font over the road into town saying April 1805 Napoleon is now master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him: Oceans are now battlefields
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