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Please be real. This isn't the last we'll hear of this. The agency heads will fold like napkins once the orange dipshit gets around to threatening them and their families.

For the first time in my life, I don't know if I'll survive the next six months. With an average life expectancy of <10 years, I'll be gone well before my time. As if bird flu isn't enough, I now have to worry about my home being captured by a fascist regime. I'd fly away if I were migratory.

It's the English way.

Welp, looks like DoD is in the cross hairs now. Been saying for a while that even the military isn't exempt; after all, who are we defending ourselves from if we've effectively aligned ourselves with other fascist regimes?

This plays in my head on a loop every day

Appear closely aligned? Appear???? JFC

What kind of pandering bullshit headline is this? He wants to gut federal civil service in the most insulting and degrading ways possible. It affects everybody, including his mouth-breather fanatics.

Hey, Dude with Tons of Money, how about you buy some advertising time on tv or wherever and maybe explain to the chuds who voted for this dictator what is actually happening? That dismantling the federal government affects everybody? That’d be great.

I’ve been telling my federal employee friends to download and print their SF-50s or even their entire eOPF files. I hope they listened. Our new govt has made it clear this week that they want to inflict trauma on us. Hold the fucking line, patriots.

If you saw the suspect, no you didn’t.

Boo-fucking-hoo. Go reason yourself into the nearest dumpster.

It’s weird how everything about the new admin points to fascism. What a bunch of completely random and unexpected coincidences. 🤔

It’s funny that I always felt sympathy for Maggie, but now that I examine it, she was kind of a jerk. He’s two weeks behind at school, after wasting his summer chasing her. But that remark on her age…sick burn 🔥

OMG 😆😆😆😆

RS: [8:00 a.m., glances over, noticing her crow’s feet and crusted drool, taps watch] Welp, I’mma head out…

I like to think he’s saying he should be back at college. When I was in school, fall quarter started in mid-September.

Damaging 🙄 This will make no difference at all.

Dipshittery.

You’re right! I watched it and thought perhaps I misremembered. My mind remains a steel trap for 1980-2010 music trivia. What a relief!

Things are about to take a real dark turn and bird flu sounds better each day.

Wondering if I’ll ever pronounce this place as “Blue Sky” instead of “Blue-skee.”

#3 all day. Ugh.