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Steven Cooper

@stevencooper.bsky.social

Author of the Gus Parker & Alex Mills mysteries. Award-winning journalist. Travel junkie. Potty mouth. Oddly ambidextrous. Declare peace every day.

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They look like they might have dumped a victim off a cliff.

27.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because he’s a walking cuntradiction.

08.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I suffer from this chronically.

06.02.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps he should consider β€œRabbit Hole” instead.
You’re welcome.

04.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You forgot his gaudy new wife.

29.01.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make castration great again. I can think of someone I’d like to send to Italy.

28.01.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of all the WTFs thus far in 2026, I didn’t expect this one.

28.01.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not enough. We demand more heads to roll.

27.01.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBorn demoted.” My new favorite phrase.

27.01.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cause nothin says Jesus like electrocutin’ your little boy.

23.01.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The explanation I never knew I needed. Plus donuts.

23.01.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m praying it comes out Haitian. Does that make me a bad person?

21.01.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Pam Bondi belongs on that list if he’s taking names.

18.01.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only 63%?

16.01.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is Nazi level sadistic shit.

16.01.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen bigger pinkies.

14.01.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen bigger pinkies.

14.01.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, so that’s what happens when you stick your head in a Texas toilet!

09.01.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, it looks more like her in effigy. Kudos to the artist!

09.01.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the question is, what should she have complied with? Commands from a masked bully overstepping his authority? An aggressive lunatic completely out of his depth? Some dude who couldn’t make it as a mall cop and wouldn’t know protocol if it was shoved up his ass? ICE is its own worst enemy.

09.01.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m about to have a β€˜moment’ with my finger down my throat.

07.01.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ironic, when you consider that the word β€œVenezuela” translates in English to β€œDon’t Fucking Forget the Epstein Files.”

05.01.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know what β€œVenezuela” means in English?

Do not FUCKING FORGET the EPSTEIN FILES.

04.01.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see psycho AF.

19.12.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This.

20.11.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. I grew up often seeing those kinds of attacks. I think this country deserves better out of a leader.

19.11.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And it’s also the classic sign of an abuser.

19.11.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Those are the words of an abuser. He just leaked his own evidence.

19.11.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1) He tells her to investigate Democrats.
2) She says she’ll investigate Democrats.
3) Then he cries β€œrelease the files,” knowing she cannot release the files.
4) Because she’s investigating whether Democrats are in the files.

It’s only 4 dots, MAGA. Connect them.

18.11.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Operation Stupid Fuck = Sex Ed for MAGA

16.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0