MELLY

…and after winning loads of other trophies?!

Willy is small but like all gorgeous girlies, he’s arse-heavy. Could do some serious damage.

(Or Dan James, whichever one is smallest)

Someone who will not smash my skull in. Someone from the under 8s.

There were some other references to films in there as well, I’m sure there was something Star Wars-y. I wondered they were supposed to be accidental prompts created by the man from the future, like the glitter cat monster things.

Arbeloa would say that because it’s what he’s been appointed to do - say yes, deflect blame from the players and generally be a patsy.

I think we will win but every Sunderland fan I know has started telling me that they’ll be delighted with a draw which is making me nervous.

a man is laying in a hospital bed with a paramount network logo ALT: a man is laying in a hospital bed with a paramount network logo

“Raul, change of plan about that day off you had tomorrow…”

The camera panned to FloPer at one point and he looked pretty disgusted. I sat there hoping he’d realise the sort of change needed, but knowing we’ll probably wake up to a Vini contract extension 🙃

Huijsen, not Tchouameni, I think? Didn’t Tchou just serve a suspension for 5?

The season is over, so there’s no point in a managerial switch at all this point. Especially not if the board are just going to appoint another patsy.

I’d feel sorry for Arbeloa if he wasn’t being paid a wedge do so very little.

Antonio Rudiger is one of the very last people in football who I’d want to fall on my head.
#realmadrid

I liked the concept, but there were too many characters and I didn’t like the last 15 mins.

Pretty ironic that you thought it to be like AI, all things considered 😂

Well done Amelia 💃

I sometimes miss comp weekends, although my body clock and bank balance do not 😂

I’m pleased for Thiago and hope he does well but there’s a part of me that almost worries at this point that an academy prospect doing well in midfield will give the hierarchy funny ideas 😂

Nothing better than realising nobody else is going to be sharing the screen with you. Dreamy.

Kevin in Home Alone after he gets spooked and steals a toothbrush #filmsky

How I feel when I forget to cancel an Odeon booking in time

Must be something in the air, feels like a day straight out of hell’s toilet.

Hope yours gets better

No?

Just a general observation from the doom scroll.

There are so many people on Bluesky who are genuinely clueless as to how much they have in common with the nasty right wing haters they left Twitter to avoid.

I guess there was more obvious marketing potential for Buzz, as well as the narrative options. I do wonder if they’d have considered a Woody movie had Lightyear not bombed.

I’m also going to consider sleeping more.
I’m currently not sleeping at all due to the losers who have camped out in my stairwell, and it’s made me realise what a luxury a 9pm bedtime truly is.

My friends just want to drink and I can’t handle it any more.

I’m going to start volunteering for this reason.

The league table plateauing in week 1 because nobody dare take the captaincy away from Bonnie Blue.

This midfield… wallahi

Films are time consuming even for people with time. Getting to the from the cinema or even just ensuring the environment at home is just right.

I can’t simply absorb a film.

I think I’ve seen one of my friends log Fantasy Sex Workers on Letterboxd.

I considered Greggs but I have no self control when it comes to how much I order. I’m this 🤏close to turning into a vegan sosig roll or a Belgian bun.

BY CRYING ON BLUESKY!