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Today was the obvious one.
I won’t slag him off while he’s doing ok.
Consistently good shot stopper in France… if he can turn it in, his lack of skills elsewhere isn’t the end of the world.
06.12.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tonight’s the only time his IGM was good, tbf.
06.12.2025 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What a fucking SORT.
Hotter than the sun.
This won’t amuse people, but Perri really reminds me of Meslier - good shot stopper, can’t do other stuff.
06.12.2025 20:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think I’ve also broken at least a thumb #LUFC
06.12.2025 19:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve fucked off a pretty strong contingent of people in this pub by loudly proclaiming how much I hate the Beatles and Cilla Black.
06.12.2025 19:42 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Literally just saying I didn’t see your romp up the table. We’re both canny at this point!
06.12.2025 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don’t have either but I love Thierno Barry. Also, I had no idea Everton were so high in the table. Where did that come from? Fair fucks.
06.12.2025 18:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Must have that sort of face 😭
06.12.2025 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Some old fellas clocked the accent and asked why I support Leeds. Told them my mam was serving time in New Hall when I was born and they were like “yeah, that’s fair” ????!!!!! #LUFC
06.12.2025 17:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Strongly recommend visiting on the other side of winter 🥶
06.12.2025 17:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The George Hotel, Whitby 📌 #LUFC
06.12.2025 17:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0If we can get to a more comfortable position he’ll 100% try to tweak things back to type and that’s when we’ll start indulging in long winless runs again. I’m going for good karma, hope he gets a GREAT Champo job in the summer*
*not us
I rate the approach, they walked into the room nuts-first.
06.12.2025 17:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I said to someone this morning that I won’t be too down on Farke if we are picking up points but I don’t think he’ll enjoy this sort of football for too long. It’s really not for him and he’ll get sick.
06.12.2025 17:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Loved Luke O’Nien since he jumped into the sea to save a stranger’s dog.
06.12.2025 17:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know I don’t defend this German dude willy nilly but if Ao needs a break, now is the game. Would much rather miss him today than v Brentford or Palace.
06.12.2025 16:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0External gifs work on Bluesky now? Prepare to be sick of me!!
06.12.2025 15:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THIERNO BARRY HAS FINALLY SCORED! #UTFT
06.12.2025 15:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0JOAN MARTINEZ 🎉
06.12.2025 15:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That Villa win raises the stakes in City’s game, too. Juicy.
06.12.2025 14:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Classy people don’t sleep on Unai Emery 💅
06.12.2025 14:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m in Whitby. My friend has been told off for glorifying knife crime with his sequinned STAB tote. #filmsky
06.12.2025 13:22 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0If I go to this on Monday, can I join the group of people who say “I did a marathon?”
06.12.2025 09:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That one!
06.12.2025 09:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His jumper is 2k from James Franco’s label and I am deeply ashamed to be the only person on Bluesky who knows that.
06.12.2025 02:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I didn’t really mind it but the strength was the Lindsay/Jamie Lee dynamic and for some reason, they had two other characters pointlessly soaking up the runtime.
06.12.2025 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Worth mentioning that all 4 of Ethan Mbappé’s goal contributions have been decisive in their respective games.
We may need to submit Mama and Papa’s genes for testing 🧬
Ethan Mbappé has 3 goals and 1 assist in 8 appearances for Lille this season (only 1 start so far).
Surely a 19s call up is on the cards 🇫🇷
