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β€œlooming over a spreadsheet like Nosferatu conducting an audit” Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/ONe3 Films. Football. Fun. πŸ“Œ Durham

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…and after winning loads of other trophies?!

03.03.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Willy is small but like all gorgeous girlies, he’s arse-heavy. Could do some serious damage.

03.03.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Or Dan James, whichever one is smallest)

03.03.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone who will not smash my skull in. Someone from the under 8s.

03.03.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There were some other references to films in there as well, I’m sure there was something Star Wars-y. I wondered they were supposed to be accidental prompts created by the man from the future, like the glitter cat monster things.

03.03.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arbeloa would say that because it’s what he’s been appointed to do - say yes, deflect blame from the players and generally be a patsy.

03.03.2026 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we will win but every Sunderland fan I know has started telling me that they’ll be delighted with a draw which is making me nervous.

03.03.2026 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man is laying in a hospital bed with a paramount network logo ALT: a man is laying in a hospital bed with a paramount network logo

β€œRaul, change of plan about that day off you had tomorrow…”

02.03.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The camera panned to FloPer at one point and he looked pretty disgusted. I sat there hoping he’d realise the sort of change needed, but knowing we’ll probably wake up to a Vini contract extension πŸ™ƒ

02.03.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Huijsen, not Tchouameni, I think? Didn’t Tchou just serve a suspension for 5?

02.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The season is over, so there’s no point in a managerial switch at all this point. Especially not if the board are just going to appoint another patsy.

I’d feel sorry for Arbeloa if he wasn’t being paid a wedge do so very little.

02.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Antonio Rudiger is one of the very last people in football who I’d want to fall on my head.
#realmadrid

02.03.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I liked the concept, but there were too many characters and I didn’t like the last 15 mins.

Pretty ironic that you thought it to be like AI, all things considered πŸ˜‚

02.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well done Amelia πŸ’ƒ

I sometimes miss comp weekends, although my body clock and bank balance do not πŸ˜‚

02.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m pleased for Thiago and hope he does well but there’s a part of me that almost worries at this point that an academy prospect doing well in midfield will give the hierarchy funny ideas πŸ˜‚

02.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing better than realising nobody else is going to be sharing the screen with you. Dreamy.

02.03.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Kevin in Home Alone after he gets spooked and steals a toothbrush #filmsky

Kevin in Home Alone after he gets spooked and steals a toothbrush #filmsky

How I feel when I forget to cancel an Odeon booking in time

02.03.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Must be something in the air, feels like a day straight out of hell’s toilet.

Hope yours gets better

02.03.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No?

Just a general observation from the doom scroll.

02.03.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are so many people on Bluesky who are genuinely clueless as to how much they have in common with the nasty right wing haters they left Twitter to avoid.

02.03.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess there was more obvious marketing potential for Buzz, as well as the narrative options. I do wonder if they’d have considered a Woody movie had Lightyear not bombed.

02.03.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m also going to consider sleeping more.
I’m currently not sleeping at all due to the losers who have camped out in my stairwell, and it’s made me realise what a luxury a 9pm bedtime truly is.

02.03.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My friends just want to drink and I can’t handle it any more.

02.03.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to start volunteering for this reason.

02.03.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The league table plateauing in week 1 because nobody dare take the captaincy away from Bonnie Blue.

02.03.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This midfield… wallahi

02.03.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Films are time consuming even for people with time. Getting to the from the cinema or even just ensuring the environment at home is just right.

I can’t simply absorb a film.

02.03.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I’ve seen one of my friends log Fantasy Sex Workers on Letterboxd.

02.03.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I considered Greggs but I have no self control when it comes to how much I order. I’m this 🀏close to turning into a vegan sosig roll or a Belgian bun.

02.03.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BY CRYING ON BLUESKY!

02.03.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0