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SAG/Actor Awards have done very little to help us predict Best Supporting Actress. Probably swings Best Actress in Jessie Buckley’s favour.

Surprised journos are saying Michael B Jordan’s win last night was a shock.

Statistically, Chalamet was always more likely to miss out than to win. Michael B also deserves it, peace out ✌️

#SAG #actorawards

Good job they disabled the replies so nobody could point out that in addition to (allegedly) racially abusing an opponent, he also (allegedly) sexually assaulted a woman.

The fact he did it twice, he truly IS annoying.

I’m still adding it to the Largie x Sadiq logbook, however.

It doesn’t help that the character is hard to root for. I felt the tone was totally wrong.

Well holy moly.

Yep, Cartuja is the only place where you don’t constantly think “god, how long are they going to be here for?”

Such a nice goal. Abde, woooof.
I don’t want them to blow the half time whistle*

*I’m hungry so I sort of do

I liked it, but I’m surprised that the people most concerned with box office wanted to award it.

Now that we can add Rafa Mir being a stop-the-boats twat to his list of icks, I’ll be fine with Elche going down ✌️

Oh Tony, I’m sorry to hear it!

I think you need to treat yourself.

The Producers Guild awarding the only film in the category to lose money feels pretty significant. Best Picture Oscar is in the bag.

Yeah, I know my wording wasn’t right. I meant acknowledge the existence of, rather than accept.

Mine were probably all for Franco.

Everyone knows we have a contingent of racist and intolerant fans. I don’t understand why people won’t just accept that rather than making themselves look silly by pretending we’re a cuddly club. You can say it’s embarrassing and just move on.

Glad your day is improving by getting some exposure to the sun, er, I mean Ethan Ampadu.

The interior communal area of my block of flats has been cuckoo’d by crack smoking randomers. I assume there’s little difference between Durham and Mogadishu when it comes to crack.

Abysmal, worse one yet. 5 stars.

I mean, they’ll probably rape me or slit my throat but that’s the downside. Swings and roundabouts, really.

Obviously if I never post again after today, you know I at least died with a tummy full of pan con tomate and Albariño. Not the worst way to go 🥂

Adore her 💅 🩷

a young man with a mustache is talking into a microphone in a store . ALT: a young man with a mustache is talking into a microphone in a store .

Me: I can’t go out today, I’m scared to be outside my flat at night without a chaperone

Me when they say “but there will be wine and tapas”:

The Irish, 1847:

Harry Melling as Dudley Dursley, wearing a fetching chain and being homophobic in HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX #filmsky

Harry Melling as Colin, wearing a fetching chain and being homosexual in PILLION

Watching Harry Potter.

Category is: Dudley Dursley Jewellerypalooza

I just found out the male lead in Pillion also played Dudly Dursley and I thought I knew performers who had range as an actor but it turns out no one did.

Last Four Watched on Letterboxd COLD STORAGE, 3 stars THE MOMENT, 1.5 stars GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN DON’T DIE, 3 stars SCREAM 7, 2 stars

🦠 🧬 🧟

💚 🟩 ❇️

⏪ 🤖 📱

👻 🔪 😱

#LastFourWatched #Filmsky

So unbelievably predictable and boring.

I genuinely don’t think a single Madridista on earth blinked.

The ~funny~ thing is, Spyglass could rehire Melissa Barrera tomorrow and continue the Carpenter sister trilogy without any retcons or script pivots at all.

That’s genuinely how little #Scream7 moved the needle. Bafflingly ineffective.
#filmsky

Got to love how the Tories are indignant at getting absolutely crushed in a by-election when they’re sitting around obsessing about Islam and single sex spaces instead of simply doing something productive instead.

I can’t believe they signed off on that reveal.

Silly sausages.