Eventually Caroline

anyway here's wonderwallsn't

lip and chin laser sessions always leave me looking like I got sunburned right before shaving off some enormous muttonchops lol

thank you!

hehehe 😘

ty!

It's that time again!

Trick 'r Treat mentioned!

today's 'what's left in the cupboard?' meal is a homemade cheese and salami garlic bread cob loaf that has turned out pretty good!

SCOOP: Disgraced former Prince spotted in DC, last seen petitioning close friend Donald Trump for ships, soldiers, and gold to overthrow his brother, the present king.

Sources say he has offered President Trump the whole of Scotland for his assistance and a bride for young Baron.

god this would actually be so funny if he tried it

hmmmm🤔

not looking forward to have to make my first dentist trip in like 5yrs today. I never find it fun

don't think I will ever be able to remove the brainworm I got from her of calling GRS 'getting your trans removed'

managed to badly chip a tooth. doesn't hurt and doesn't feel like the nerve is exposed but just one more thing to have to deal with at the moment 🙃

I am literally right here!

Sicko yes...ha ha ha...yes! but big naturals

this is a lie. what I actually wake up to is cute messages from a beautiful woman 🥰

christ every day I wake up to the most stupid thing ever having happened.

you know one of you can just pop the guy right? like that is your second biggest thing, right after being able to tell him to get fucked

weird spot in my mouth that I can't stop poking at with my tongue 😔

Richard Gere

may I make a suggestion for the mouse scene?

girl who slept properly for the first time in weeks! 😊

It's no small cylinder stuck in a m&m tube but still pretty good

Weather warning alerts with every issue you can imagine

insurance pre-sending 'hello! we are your insurance :)' emails. today is going to be an interesting one

BREAKING: Parisian Police have released photos of the suspected thief behind the Louvre Museum robbery along with an unknown accomplice.

Hotdog with two hotdogs on a plate with some pickles

Frotdog!

holy shit it is fuck'n wimdy today

yoda obviously has a cloaca (this has also been circumcised somehow)

a crowd of people watching a fireworks display in front of a large building ALT: a crowd of people watching a fireworks display in front of a large building

I love the teaser season before a new POE league but it must look insane from the outside.

one of these days we are going to finally get 'QoL Update: removed doors' and the subreddit is going to look like the ending of Return of the Jedi

nothing makes me feel like I might have some kind of anxiety disorder more than having to be in a mall for more than 10mins

that's so cute!