Steven Patrick

homosexuell?

Going anywhere/doing anything fun?

Outside of not working :)

Happy, happy, birthday!!

Spending the next two weeks overthinking my karaoke song for our kickball closing party.

Typically, after 89 vodka sodas, I'm a Broadway ballad girlie.

What's your go-to karaoke song?

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Rewatching the Aviva years (2).
#RHONY 🍎

Me at work knowing I’m the personality hire

Happy Thursday!!

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She needs the tough love only her “gay office bff,” can provide! Give it to her straight up, with a Real Housewives twist. It’s the only way. And report back as I’m now invested.

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Sad for them, yes. 🍎

A custom meme of Chandler Bing from "Friends" holding Arianna Grande's "eternal sunshine deluxe: brighter days ahead" album. He's deep in his feelings.

There has been so much incredible music over the last few months, but I'm still here. Stuck in the twilight zone.

But does it come in men’s sizes?

OMFG 😭

Carole’s surprise cameo on #WWHL last night altered my brain chemistry for the better. Some say nostalgia is overrated. But not me. #RHONY 🍎

We finally won our first game of the season!!

Honestly, my Saturday!

What’s your order?

Sorry, I know the world (🇺🇸) is an absolute shitshow…but I feel we’ve moved on from the #AndJustLikeThat news too soon. I’ve watched SJP’s aria like four times in the last five minutes.

I just ran into an ex on the street. We made eye contact. I planned to say hello. He looked down and kept walking. I’m starting to think I might be a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Happy Friday 😘

NOOOOOOO.

Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August

Thank you, @slayerfestx98.bsky.social 😍
I can’t wait to add mother to some bags!

A man (me!) takes a mirror selfie with a pink phone. He’s wearing a red and blue flannel over a Helen Shivers Croaker Queen shirt. It’s the same design used in I Know What You Did Last Summer movie. He’s happy.

Influenced.

Happy, happy, birthday!!

Gwyneth Paltrow in the courtroom for her ski trial. She’s wearing a black shirt and glasses.

Yes, I bought the Gwyneth book!

It just hit me that my next marathon is eleven weeks out, and I’ve barely started training….

Carrie, we are SO BACK. #AndJustLikeThat

I deleted Hinge

I deeply feel his days are numbered...D*nald is looking ROUGH.

Honestly, I’m still basking in the glory that was Kesha’s concert last night. If you can see her, GO! Truly a fantastic time. 10/10

And if anyone wants to plan a trip to see her, my DMs are akimbo !

YES! Literally my favorite song of hers!