God I wish I'd thought of this joke yesterday
04.08.2025 08:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@redactedquirk.bsky.social
he/they ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ dni if you're annoying
God I wish I'd thought of this joke yesterday
04.08.2025 08:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Beautiful women called "new message from the NSW police" keep texting me
04.08.2025 08:38 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04.08.2025 05:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Hello we are here to treat your disorders that make you constantly stressed. Have you considered reducing stress
04.08.2025 05:47 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0They literally had the riot squad out ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
04.08.2025 01:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is true we all get email blasts every time some guy we've never heard of posts
04.08.2025 01:42 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I only went on T to wipe the floor at the great British bake off
04.08.2025 00:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0YES!! YES!!!!!!
03.08.2025 11:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0this is one of the widest gulfs between popular sentiment and establishment policy i have ever seen in this country
03.08.2025 08:47 โ ๐ 1150 ๐ 222 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0Did my first improv performance tonight and I regret to report that it was very fun and cool and I had a wonderful time
03.08.2025 10:20 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Part of why CBT is so widely disliked is that you need to already have a fairly high baseline to be able to apply it. If your baseline is low it's really hard to control your brain the way they want
03.08.2025 08:04 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The police helicopter didn't do anything but announce WE ARE THE POLICE and I'm starting to think the pilot was having a breakdown and just doing affirmations
03.08.2025 06:41 โ ๐ 64 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 4That being said the marshalling even before the cops was.......................... perhaps insufficient
03.08.2025 06:05 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0For public safety we need an extremely large crowd of people to stop moving all at once and change direction. NSW police beautiful mind
03.08.2025 06:03 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Pretty sure when they close the Harbour Bridge for the Sydney Marathon every year there aren't any riot police.
03.08.2025 05:17 โ ๐ 25 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Nonverbal! At the police bottleneck
03.08.2025 05:24 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am tired of the intellectual void surrounding a very tired demographic trying to navigate being highly controlled by the patriarchy while being treated like vapid juvenile idiots by everyone else that any discourse around us is like "are trans men people enough ?"
03.08.2025 02:23 โ ๐ 71 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My contribution to male loneliness discourse is that social alienation sucks so immensely and also it doesn't equate to losing a sense of empathy. That's a skill issue babe!!!!!!
03.08.2025 02:22 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0People are sooooo good at understanding that misogyny affects cis men too but as soon as you call transphobia towards trans mascs misogyny it's like oh so you're a woman????
03.08.2025 02:19 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Save me substances. Substances have never betrayed me
02.08.2025 13:53 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Autistics used to get way more head :/ we're dishonouring their memory
02.08.2025 11:37 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They could have at least asked me for comment
02.08.2025 10:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0seek dot com job search for "oracle" in sydney nsw paying $250k-$350k
01.08.2025 12:14 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0gender and religion are both houses
01.08.2025 12:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0nods. nods
01.08.2025 12:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0word autocorrecting its to it's then giving me on a grammar note on passive voice............ artificial intelligence is here
01.08.2025 12:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0this is brutal
01.08.2025 11:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is functionally my little pony
01.08.2025 10:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Some incredible lyric work going on in kpop demons. What is a napalm era and how may one enter it
01.08.2025 10:52 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0