If I say what I think I will be banned from this platform
05.03.2026 13:47 β π 16 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0If I say what I think I will be banned from this platform
05.03.2026 13:47 β π 16 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0#BREAKING π¨ Jesus Christ has reappeared and this time he is sporting an evil-looking goatee. When approached for comment the now-former son of God offered, obliquelyβ'The international order has shifted. If you're not at the table, you're on the menu'.
05.03.2026 10:51 β π 20 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0This is so far from the point of literally anything but I can't stop thinking about Kevin Rudd having lunch with Epstein. What did they talk about. Do u think he brought up speaking mandarin
05.03.2026 10:34 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0They r friends
04.03.2026 19:35 β π 267 π 49 π¬ 2 π 0Yeah
05.03.2026 09:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I say what I want to happen to you I will be banned
05.03.2026 09:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It bugs me way too much when people say I study philosophy instead of specifically religion. What do I look like, some kind of cis guy?
05.03.2026 09:32 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Depression/doomer wojack
05.03.2026 09:18 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BABYYYYYYYYYYY
05.03.2026 08:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i know i make this point a lot but i really can't adequately express how much disdain i have for people who've become completely dependent on AI. i actually have no sympathy idc how stressed you are it sucks so bad!!!!!!!!
05.03.2026 07:48 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's so crazy that there's a technology that's completely destroying the world in numerous incredibly consequential areas but people are still dead set on it being important and indispensable because sometime in the last two years they forgot how to compose an email
05.03.2026 07:43 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0CALEB
05.03.2026 07:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0can't think of anything sorry
05.03.2026 07:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Over the decades of the internet's gradual but certain decline, I'd like to thank the people who've been with me the whole time: passionate Asian women near me
04.03.2026 09:03 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0We should cut study of religion departments from unis bc religion is no longer relevant though
05.03.2026 04:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A perfectly camouflaged lizard colored tan and brown lying on a rock or tree surface
A colorful agama lizard, pink and red and a blue tail, on a rock
Ugh too much stupid stuff, here are some lizards of varying evolutionary strategy
01.12.2024 16:10 β π 371 π 34 π¬ 13 π 4It's actually breathtaking that they released the chatbot functionality onto the general public without any user protections whatsoever. Every kid can now start up their own combine harvester and point it at their head
05.03.2026 00:46 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Postdoc applications have me googling shit like "what is sociology"
05.03.2026 01:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah all my tech friends are horrified by how quickly their colleagues have lost their skills because they now just rely on genAI for everything. Pretty bleak!!!
04.03.2026 23:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(fear not I'm getting an inpatient spot next week)
04.03.2026 23:33 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The funniest thing about being in an extended mental health crisis is that you can pretty much justify any behaviour as long as it's preventing you from Doing It
04.03.2026 23:32 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They should have made a mega wailord that just gets even bigger
04.03.2026 12:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0JUST HAD TWO MUFFINS 4 SQUARES OF CHOCOLATE AND A DROP OF CHERRYADE. THE CRAB BASKETS ARE OUT, MIGHT BE LUCKY, CHURCH BELLS WERE RING IN TOWN PERHAPS THEY WERE FOR ME.
04.03.2026 11:22 β π 121 π 14 π¬ 5 π 3I'm trying my best to
04.03.2026 11:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Easter show will never be the Ekka :(
04.03.2026 09:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Over the decades of the internet's gradual but certain decline, I'd like to thank the people who've been with me the whole time: passionate Asian women near me
04.03.2026 09:03 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I transitioned so that I could more accurately embody being Charlie Brown trying to kick the football
04.03.2026 08:56 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0At a certain point you can start storing your phone in your bra
04.03.2026 08:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Guy who got a Valium prescription for the first time in a decade today: wow I feel so calm I wonder why
04.03.2026 07:41 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0