Krystal

Boss to coworker: “You’re a hot mess.”
Coworker: “I know”.
Boss to me: “And you’re not nearly messy enough…unless you hide it well.”
Me: “Wanna see the picture where I have baby vomiting all over my back?”
Him: “Pass.”
Me: “Not messy enough?”

17.06.2025 14:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am so unbelievably honored to have contributed a short story in verse to ONWARD, an eco-anthology edited by the incredible Nora Shalaway Carpenter! Look at that roster of contributors!! My story is about a young man who’s going to lose his home to the TVA’s construction of Tellico Lake.

14.05.2025 19:06 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Me to my FIL after hearing that Trump was meeting with Zelensky: “Hey, do you think we’d hear about it if one President punched another?” Who else knew that meeting was NOT going to end well?

01.03.2025 16:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same 😁

15.01.2025 20:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@jeffzentner.bsky.social

13.12.2024 04:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

❤️ warm hats

24.11.2024 17:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sour stomach? Warm jello water is MAGIC. Highly recommend over Pepto.

24.11.2024 12:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

…everyone automatically zooming in on the computer screen to get a sneak peak…

24.11.2024 12:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The question is if I’ll be caught up by the time my hold on the 5th one comes in.

20.11.2024 16:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0