I found a kitty-shaped snow pile on the driveway right on front of the truck! I gave her a little icicle unicorn horn!

I did it!!

Anything with a mouth can bite, but it's the other end that's arguably worse! Yes, yes it can poo on you. If it's a Colubrid, it may even use centrifugal force to sling it into your face.

Okay, I can mayyyybe see the texturally similar frog and fish skins, but pine cone?? Owwie! 😆 Thank you for the laugh, I needed that today!

Building things to disassociate for a minute and not do anything self- destructive today.

Happy Lunar New Year!! It's the Year of the Wood Snake!

One of my friends got sent a hilarious amount of these on accident. I thought it was hysterical, so I got a box to try. They're alright, it's more the adorable box image and the novel shape of the candy that's appealing, though!

Oops.

WHAT DOES THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS ASK FOR WHEN HE'S IN A FRENCH RESTAURANT?

hors d'oeuvres, hors d'oeuvres!

OH MY DOG!!!!

Why my spouse and child just wait in the car, because they want to sit and poke their phones, rather than wait for me to talk to everyone. 🤣

So much for trying to install mods for Minecraft! "Ahhh, the flowers look so cool! The grass looks so lush and -- uh...oh, dear...is that a bee???" I'm going to need some help, lol.

Pandora is helping.

Both, please!

It was bitingly cold outside as the world slumbered. My eyeballs stung as I stood outside in the 2°F air. The shadows were long, and I was tired. I wished I could just lie down and sleep for a while.

More new geckos have been found hiding in Southeast Asia’s limestone towers Nearly 200 new gecko species found in living in karst landscapes reveal the rugged regions as dynamic areas of speciation.

New geckos just dropped and they're all adorable. @ethankocak.com

I love this so much!

September 2024 VS January 2025! IMG BCI

Frog leg and a quail for dinner! It's important to vary your animal's diet for enrichment as well as nutrition. You wouldn't want to eat fortified corn flakes your entire life!

I mean...you could put the lotion on a carrot, it doesn't need to go on your very chompable flesh? 😆

Grompy Cat is placated by the no-longer-smol child.

My baked apples might not look very appetizing, but the way my family devours them is a good indication they're yummy! They're apples put into a baking dish, sprinkled with sugar and cinnamon, a pat of butter on top, and 1/2" of apple juice in the bottom. Bake at 350°F/177°C for an hour.

I need this on a shirt!

Geckos claws, too!