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@steeniebeanie.bsky.social

30. she/they. this barbie chooses to be gay & do crimes.

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did I order a 6 pack of a beer, that I paid more for in shipping than the actual cost of said beer, that I cannot get in georgia because it’s named after the edmund fitzgerald

yep

28.09.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Racism

05.04.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a friend asked me to make this for them and then we stopped being friends so please enjoy these greens

05.04.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3580    πŸ” 619    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 10
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just what I needed : the most unserious night off from reality

30.03.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop reposting this. It's wrong. The news out of Yosemite is horrific, but this is incorrect. (Former Yosemite ranger here, still connected to folks in the park.) About a dozen employees in Yosemite have lost their jobs. There are still approximately 400 employees in Yosemite.

24.02.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2755    πŸ” 618    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 18

I like it here but there are some accounts that act as left-wing hysteria mongers in a way that reminds me of how big right wing influencers on x whip up their bases

remember: a good journalist will make it clear how they source claims

(no, there are not only 3 staffers at yosemite right now)

24.02.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2001    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 22

Hanoi Jane is still a real one

24.02.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 365    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

raise your hand if you put enya on in the car to calm you down on your way home but instead cried for 20 minutes. just me? yeah thought so

24.02.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my only day off this week being @caseywatchestv.bsky.social birthday is the real holiday & I’m treating it as such

17.02.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is how I always imagined Meryl Streep would appear in an SNL sketch

17.02.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5275    πŸ” 366    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 30
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Defense Secretary Hegseth booed and heckled by military families protesting against DEI push Last week, Hegseth wrote a memo in which he banned transgender people from joining the military and restricted the use of some learning materials in Defense Department schools.

Honest question if this has ever happened before - especially on a military base?Maybe to Rumsfeld re: the narrative around Pat Tillman’s death… but I don’t think so.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

11.02.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

Yup. If the President can unilaterally stop Congressional appropriations, then we're past any 'guardrails.' Congress is now an advisory body; it does not control the power of the purse.

11.02.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5076    πŸ” 1042    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 37

An American flag built on the backs of Black people...

Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways

All this in New Orleans... What a moment

10.02.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 26080    πŸ” 4982    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 122

tom brady and snoop dogg starring in a "stand up to hate" commercial while both being supporters and friends of donald trump is kinda the natural conclusion of "just be kind <3" messaging that refuses to engage with politics

10.02.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2217    πŸ” 292    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 23

you are a christian! you're just also a bad person! they don't actually contradict. you can be both

10.02.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 634    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2

Also, on my way into work, I realized β€œPink Pony Club” is the spiritual successor to β€œBorn in the USA.”

06.02.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t overstate how many fascists became fascists because they wanted more control over a specific woman in their lives.

31.01.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1363    πŸ” 283    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 10

no human, however media literate, can conceivably digest news at the pace it is being created by the white house

28.01.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 684    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 30

Mulder promised us aliens. WHERE ARE THEY

28.01.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A real commercial I just heard for a local divorce lawyer β€œwhen you start resonating & singing along passionately with lindsey it’s time you call [insert firm name here] and we can help you go your own way”

28.01.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVE THIS FOR U

23.01.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we are all made of stardust and microplastics ✨

09.12.2023 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 221    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

i do not understand the ideological impetus for this policy (or the NIH research freeze). it’s not clientelism, his constituents are the main recipients. it’s a death maximization strategy. like he’s entered a contract with some dark god and must deliver them souls

23.01.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2672    πŸ” 437    πŸ’¬ 221    πŸ“Œ 70

Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.

17.01.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3200    πŸ” 484    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 27
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One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection

17.01.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5514    πŸ” 1737    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 102
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There Is No Safe Word How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.

It’s here. www.vulture.com/article/neil...

13.01.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1076    πŸ” 242    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 139

I think all the time about the interviewer who asked Meryl Streep β€œhow did you not know about Weinstein” and she was like β€œI didn’t know because he NEEDED me not to know”

it isn’t a character flaw to have been deceived by someone who is a deceit expert cultivating the cover of your faith & goodwill

10.07.2024 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3031    πŸ” 702    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 22
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15 miles (24k) in 3 days. and only 2 drinks since NYD. let’s go healthier habits

12.01.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
β€œWhy don’t you watch β€œSneakers” on DVD?

11.01.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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