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Sam (ABeardedPanda)

@abeardedpanda.bsky.social

Paradox Interactive School of International Relations (ongoing) I hate your favorite dictator. Spicy liberal. (He/Him) https://www.offensive-bias.com/

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It's kinda funny how the "real" situation room is a bunch of curtains up in Mar A Lago and the one in the White House is the kiddie table where they leave JD Vance and Tulsi Gabbard

01.03.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Baron Harkonnen spent years planning every moment of the invasion of Arrakis to guarantee just the right balance of deniability and threat, when he could've just gone for it on a whim because of Twitter memes and prediction market bets.

28.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the honest opinion of basically everyone in the broader US aligned alliance system on this is "I mean of course I wish he hadn't done it, these people are obviously fucking insane so figure it out dems, but come on, you want me to shed tears over the *Iranian* regime??? bffr"

01.03.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 283    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7
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How many times do we think this has happened?

01.03.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry but the cuck chair was destroyed by TLAMs this morning at 0812

01.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

They’re calling it the cleanest on OPSEC anyone has ever been

28.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unlike the 12 Day War in which Iran used a certain segment of its missile force to retaliate in distinguishable waves, this is complete chaos. Many missiles across many fronts, potentially with units acting without centralized authority.

01.03.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 205    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Making Tulsi Gabbard into less of a security risk by regime changing all the countries she's on the payroll of

01.03.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm still thinking about how DOGE set up a starlink terminal inside the WH complex and were plugging unsecured commercial devices into every server they could get access to

01.03.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 690    πŸ” 165    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4
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> @jimlaporta.bsky.social

01.03.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6300    πŸ” 1773    πŸ’¬ 439    πŸ“Œ 142

they're not legislators, they're twitch streamers in their 70s

01.03.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, one of these days, I would like to be wrong.

01.03.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 792    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 3
28.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Operation Midnight Hammer was on June 22nd.

28.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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crazy how different of a world it is than the one I grew up in, like, the β€˜03 Blue Dogs are so gone, now we’re primarily mad at someone like Newsom for nodding with the justification before condemning the action and the only elected guy fully behind it is the one with literal brain damage

01.03.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

I feel like "You. Do. Not. Get. A. Mulligan." needs to be stressed because it simultaneously raises the risk floor but also the risk ceiling for the PRC. Once you're willing to upend a status quo that isn't even that bad for you, you're going to be willing to go very far in pursuit of victory

01.03.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Not CENTCOM using two previously undisclosed Tomahawk mods in their opening strikes. A TLAM with new RAM coating (supposedly) and forward-swept wings TLAM (regular Tomahawks don't have forward-swept wings).

01.03.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Yea this is my fear, lots of people looking askance at Cuba, but choosing to actually use force against Greenland or Canada is probably the β€œbridge too far”.

01.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

The problem is that yes, coercive force to reunify is incredibly irrational but if they make that choice, the decisions that follow can be fully rational from their perspective while also being incredibly escalatory

01.03.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean the elephant in the room here is that blockades are very explicitly an act of war and the PRC would be delusional if they thought the ROC wouldn't respond kinetically and much of the world would not respond politically

01.03.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

people tell you video games don't teach you anything but I recognized that flag on the left because of Empire Divided lmfao

01.03.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If it was me I’d shoot the rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem. Simply not interested in seeing where that goes.

28.12.2024 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 347    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

the level of people currently scrambling to blame democrats for trump's attack on iran is off the fucking charts

28.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 501    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 9

it sucks actually that right now there are just two going concerns in foreign policy, "america is the Great Satan and everything we do is Wrong" vs "america is King Rapist fuck you"

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28.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you want to here an unpopular take? the iranian regime sucks. the venezuelan regime sucks. THE TRUMP REGIME SUCKS. as liberals we need to dig out heads out of the paper bag and remember what our principles really are

28.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 453    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm not sure that purging the entire Chinese military leadership is necessarily the best preparation for an invasion of Taiwan

01.03.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 256    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Also, between the USA's schizophrenic government, Russia bogged down in Ukraine as Assad and Khameni get merced, and China purging its military there are no reliable great power allies so unless you're on real good terms with France, YOLO.

28.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 421    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6

This is basically my view at this point

28.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1158    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 4