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Sam (ABeardedPanda)

@abeardedpanda.bsky.social

Paradox Interactive School of International Relations (ongoing) I hate your favorite dictator. Spicy liberal. (He/Him) https://www.offensive-bias.com/

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I guess what I'm saying is that if you think the US is the Great Satan and both parties are warmongering imperialists and the concept of law is a web of lies spun by the wealthy and powerful to entrap the proletariat, then why exactly are we arguing about the wording of Democratic press releases?

01.03.2026 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

If America still had the rule of law, this would be the easiest prosecution ever, but we all know absolutely nothing will happen.

01.03.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6291    πŸ” 2087    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 176

Bosnia, Kosovo, and Libya were all interventions in ongoing wars with international sanction to do so

Unlike them, and contrary to neoconservative insistence, Iraq was not doing much of anything in 2001-2003 when Bush Leeroy Jenkins’d them, which is starkly different from those three former cases

01.03.2026 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are many, many, places where you can criticize American foreign policy for being too militaristic but the fact that they always bring up that time we stopped a genocide instead of the rest of them really does give the game away

01.03.2026 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, that former statement is correct

01.03.2026 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

the funny thing is I legitimately don't think there was a decision made about this weekend in advance; there was still lots of stuff in motion vs in place by Friday night

I tend to believe the bit that the Israelis having actionable intel on Khameini is what drove the (sudden) timing

01.03.2026 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Just gonna put it out there that calling Jeffries β€œAIPAC Shakur” is probably antisemitic but definitely racist, and you should not do it

01.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 312    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

Gabbard actually has nearly flawless radar for 'what leader is killing the most Muslims in the world right now?' and will always be there to support them. Assad, then Netanyahu, now Trump

01.03.2026 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

It's kinda funny how the "real" situation room is a bunch of curtains up in Mar A Lago and the one in the White House is the kiddie table where they leave JD Vance and Tulsi Gabbard

01.03.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Baron Harkonnen spent years planning every moment of the invasion of Arrakis to guarantee just the right balance of deniability and threat, when he could've just gone for it on a whim because of Twitter memes and prediction market bets.

28.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the honest opinion of basically everyone in the broader US aligned alliance system on this is "I mean of course I wish he hadn't done it, these people are obviously fucking insane so figure it out dems, but come on, you want me to shed tears over the *Iranian* regime??? bffr"

01.03.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 329    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 8
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How many times do we think this has happened?

01.03.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry but the cuck chair was destroyed by TLAMs this morning at 0812

01.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

They’re calling it the cleanest on OPSEC anyone has ever been

28.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unlike the 12 Day War in which Iran used a certain segment of its missile force to retaliate in distinguishable waves, this is complete chaos. Many missiles across many fronts, potentially with units acting without centralized authority.

01.03.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Making Tulsi Gabbard into less of a security risk by regime changing all the countries she's on the payroll of

01.03.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm still thinking about how DOGE set up a starlink terminal inside the WH complex and were plugging unsecured commercial devices into every server they could get access to

01.03.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 800    πŸ” 183    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6
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> @jimlaporta.bsky.social

01.03.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7560    πŸ” 2069    πŸ’¬ 509    πŸ“Œ 166

they're not legislators, they're twitch streamers in their 70s

01.03.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, one of these days, I would like to be wrong.

01.03.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1039    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 5
28.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Operation Midnight Hammer was on June 22nd.

28.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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crazy how different of a world it is than the one I grew up in, like, the β€˜03 Blue Dogs are so gone, now we’re primarily mad at someone like Newsom for nodding with the justification before condemning the action and the only elected guy fully behind it is the one with literal brain damage

01.03.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 311    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

I feel like "You. Do. Not. Get. A. Mulligan." needs to be stressed because it simultaneously raises the risk floor but also the risk ceiling for the PRC. Once you're willing to upend a status quo that isn't even that bad for you, you're going to be willing to go very far in pursuit of victory

01.03.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Not CENTCOM using two previously undisclosed Tomahawk mods in their opening strikes. A TLAM with new RAM coating (supposedly) and forward-swept wings TLAM (regular Tomahawks don't have forward-swept wings).

01.03.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Yea this is my fear, lots of people looking askance at Cuba, but choosing to actually use force against Greenland or Canada is probably the β€œbridge too far”.

01.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

The problem is that yes, coercive force to reunify is incredibly irrational but if they make that choice, the decisions that follow can be fully rational from their perspective while also being incredibly escalatory

01.03.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean the elephant in the room here is that blockades are very explicitly an act of war and the PRC would be delusional if they thought the ROC wouldn't respond kinetically and much of the world would not respond politically

01.03.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0