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At goodwill browsing bins of records and thanks to Effie and Zebulon Mucklewain, I’m pausing on all the ones that mention Jesus…

Have them actually work as a team, strategize, let people grab stuff from the platform for each other, help each other out especially in the first few episodes, then when it switches to every chef for themself it’s even harsher of a transition because you are by comparison even more on your own.

The producers of Next Level Chef are cowards and could have a much better show if they really leaned into the source idea for the show. This is like my Roman Empire lately, I think about it way too much.

Wondering what season of Tournament of Champions we’ll get to before we have chefs saying “I loved using the BrandName randomizer item! Everyone needs one of these” and there’s like a QR code to scan to get 10% off if you order before the next episode comes out or something…

Yes. A couple spoonfuls in a mug of hot water is super comforting especially if I’m having some nausea. I bet it would be good added to tea as well.

Reported and blocked

Then the kid grows up to be a militant vegan and mom has no idea where she went wrong

The main things I’d be concerned about are the vaccines, beef tallow, and natural remedies. The screens and homeschooling parts are more a get there when we get there kind of thing, because we all have unrealistic ideas before the kid is actually here…

I’m signing up for an increasing number of social media things (90% of which I’ll probably abandon in a month) kind of like I remember doing during the downfall of livejournal. It’s complicated by the fact that I am not tech savvy enough to understand the fediverse…

You can get around that by “open in browser” from other apps. I currently have 968 tabs open…

Did anyone 🏴‍☠️The Edge of Sleep before it disappeared? Asking for… a friend… who doesn’t know anything about that kind of thing… 🫣

I’m sure they’d say the kids could just get jobs if they want food…

Communion wafer Mexican pizza? Or is this a new line of menu items?

Is this the grey stuff from Beauty and the Beast?

Wondering if an at home, possibly diy, sensory deprivation tank would be a good investment… 🤔

I hope it makes any sense when I say I’ve been having a very “wearing my glasses is overwhelming” kind of week

Is Crimescene Kitchen copaganda?

Is anyone planning on running against him in a primary yet? When does that kind of thing get going in the planning stages, because I’ll help any actual progressive run against him.

Nobody tells you that when you’re recovering from a long depressive episode/burnout, the long list of what you didn’t/couldn’t do hits you like a ton of bricks at random times.

If I knew anything about video editing, I’d put Karnak’s monologue about free will and “an abandoned warehouse called time” from Ride the Cyclone over clips from The Stanley Parable. Alas…

I’m almost done relistening to Magnus Archives and I can’t believe how much I missed the first time. Not even talking about the major overarching plot lines, just some episodes I don’t remember listening to at all. I somehow missed a lot about Agnes Montague and Gertrude Robinson, for example…

I feel like this would have to be a simultaneous action otherwise the rest of them would start looking around for pianos…

Once I peel off the layer of “but think of the employment limitations” that everyone parrots, I think my only real hesitancy towards face tattoos is merely projection of my own “can’t decide where to put the sticker” syndrome on a different level 😅

To anyone that listens to The Magnus Archives (and spoilers if you haven’t yet please ignore): does it make sense to wonder if The Desolation is what you’d get if The Hunt and The Slaughter had a baby? Like combining the violence and pursuit of a victim?

tfw you forget to check regular boba on your order so it’s just milk tea with jellies ☹️

Food delivery people put the bags outside the trajectory of the screen door challenge 2024

This is how I know I’m a night owl, my body usually does the “holy shit you fucked up” monologue somewhere around 1 or 2am.

I’m amazed that in 2024 there are people who have idle your car while you run into the convenience store money. That seems like some 90s behavior. I could never.

My cat is adorably curled up leaning against me where I’m sitting, it would be illegal to move and disrupt him especially because he’s so cozy, and he just farted on me the nastiest cat fart I’ve ever experienced. I might be going to cat jail soon…

Tired: going to bed
Wired: going back to sleep when you don’t have to wake up yet

Possible life hack: convince myself that I’m not going to bed, I’m just going back to sleep. Something about that feels very relaxed, very self care, whereas going to bed feels rigid and punitive.