Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski)

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"Mix tapes" drawing of cassetticons with heads switched

Throwback Monday

Mal & Dee 33-1 I still function Happy Monday. Well, not really – the state of the world has gone to such awful extremes that it was difficult to get this page finished. A friend and supporter of RwC, who brought me to table…

Today's comic strip on the dot com, Mal & Dee! robotswithcoffee.com/2026/03/02/m...

Three robot toys who turn in F15 jets pictured between a cup of coffee & a 7" record of Jello Biafra's Die For Oil Sucker

What's in the news today, fellas?

Hear me out: impeachment if you win back congress. No more explanations. Then get someone on the top secret documents case.

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(I would make a fancy graphic for this but I'm BIZZAY so fuck it.)

I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23)

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Niiiiice

I hope someone provides prepared remarks so we can know for sure. So much of this sounds like someone else wrote Starship troopers level eulogy about dying in combat, followed by "That's the way it is," which he ad-libs.

"Transformers Studio Series: Universe Acid Storm"
New Seeker Mold. New Acid Storm
(Reposts appreciated as always!)

Right now I am leaning towards the concept that our own President is more of a danger to this country than any other country is.

The government is warning sleeper cells are already embedded here to attack Americans. They’re called ICE.

Has Greg Bovino been airdropped into Iran? I'd watch that slapstick comedy.

They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

I don't think that matters anymore since Judge Cannon ruled that national security doesn't matter anymore.

A lot of people are looking at this as insider trading but it's an even bigger issue for national security if there was advance warning of air strikes.

It does!

SOMEHOW

Love it

A drawing of notorious serial child-rapist Donald Trump proclaiming the things he loves while sitting atop a tattered United States flag. Both Trump and the flag are spattered with blood. Trump, with a gleeful smile on his face, proudly announces, "I'm Donald Trump. I love raping kids. I love money. I love power. I love war."

If this bastard isn't your enemy, then you're most likely an irredeemable scumbag like he is.

we talk plenty about how larry hama is an incredibly nice guy who has worked hard and consistently on a brand that could have been awful and kept it imaginative, fun and inclusive for all, but we don’t talk enough about how he was kind of a smoke show back in the day

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

My entire adult life

the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

In case you’re just waking up, the U.S. has teamed up with Israel overnight to start an illegal war of regime change, apparently on a presidential whim with no involvement of Congress, and they are already committing horrific atrocities.

Part of his ramblings at rallies included "we don't win wars anymore, we need to win some wars again"