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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski)

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Amateur cartoonist, robotswithcoffee.com Sorry for the political & baseball posts

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It's amazing that there's no breaking point for the strained neutrality of the Post. If this were a headline, would this long sentence work? It'd be hilarious as the actual printed headline. It can't be condensed, "Trump admin contradicts itself on furloughed fed pay it once purposely guaranteed"

08.10.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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space is full of little things mort 257 This gag is one of my favs. Sorry if I thought I was funny today. Other news: I’m enjoying Adventure Time. I’m on season 2 as I type. See you tomorrow…for…TOILET WE…

Flashback Wednesday, one of my fav strips I've done. I hope you like it too! robotswithcoffee.com/2021/07/05/s...

08.10.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a mascot in a moose costume is standing in front of a crowd of people . ALT: a mascot in a moose costume is standing in front of a crowd of people .

Mariners 1 game away from advancing to AL Championship Series.

08.10.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Copyrights and Contracts for Comic Book Creators

Copyrights and Contracts for Comic Book Creators

Saturday October 11, 1025 11:00am-12:00pm Room 1C03

Saturday October 11, 1025 11:00am-12:00pm Room 1C03

Description of the one hour workshop

Description of the one hour workshop

Check out this fantastic panel by the author of The Pocket Lawyer for Comic Book Creators, Thomas Crowell, who is back this year, Sat 10/11 @newyorkcomiccon.bsky.social with @comiclaw.bsky.social, @gamalhennessy.bsky.social & @josephpIllidge.bsky.social. #NYCC #NYCC2025 #Comiccreators #COMICLAW

07.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ironhide is unreasonably excited to be at work today.

@robotswithcoffee.bsky.social #robotswithcoffee

07.10.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what i find so odd is that no one loves being on The News more than these freaks. they live for The Fucking News. if CNN stopped covering them they'd get sepsis and die

07.10.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

06.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13468    πŸ” 4863    πŸ’¬ 452    πŸ“Œ 519

Hey, check out my story comic strip Mal & Dee. I hope to have it wrapped up before Thanksgiving.

07.10.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some extremely exciting news to share today!

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Breach Party

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Breach Party

06.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 356    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4
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October is "Breast Cancer Awareness Month." Brought to you by Big Boobs.
@theonion.com

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a close up of a jumping spider on a white surface ALT: a close up of a jumping spider on a white surface
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Your spider friends appreciate it!

07.10.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
MP smokescreen & coffee

MP smokescreen & coffee

Why isn't it Friday?

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Mal & Dee 17/18 – crack Recap strip (it’s been two weeks, sorry): and welcome back, here’s this week’s strip: Does this warrant a double page spread? I did the layout for one page and then though with th…

Today's comic strip
robotswithcoffee.com/2025/10/07/m...

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Mal & Dee 16-3 The official hat (and recap) Aaaaand that wraps up this week’s strip, with a CLIFFHANGER! Which, sorry, I’m going to be out and about as you’re reading this, and won’t have time to work on the comic str…

Also, a new Mal & Dee strip tomorrow! Here's last week's strips. robotswithcoffee.com/2025/09/26/m...

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He started off like Mitch Williams and the cubs made him look like Greg Maddux.

07.10.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Coffee mugs with a Robots With Coffee design

Coffee mugs with a Robots With Coffee design

SOON.

07.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This all sounds like a load of horse poop.

06.10.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh oh, looks like the 3rd amendment is about to come into play.

06.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Movie Review: The Wraith (1986) At one point in your life, were you a child who thought you could solve all your conflicts & everyone would like you if you had a cool car? And people who were jerks to you would regret it, fea…

I did a write up on it a few years ago. It's kind of ridiculous on several levels. robotswithcoffee.com/2017/02/09/m...

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Wow. (Who knows the movie?)

06.10.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Boot on the neck of a regular person, who is thanking the armed man for his service (drawing)

Boot on the neck of a regular person, who is thanking the armed man for his service (drawing)

Happy monday. We'll have some tourist troops pretty soon, I will let them know i think Giordano's is overrated and know where there's better pizza...back in Texas.

06.10.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry for your loss

06.10.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm worried about the (St Louis) Cardinals," wtf do you want me to do about THAT?

06.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I quit my day job to help my dad as he was getting chemo. He couldn't talk any more. I thought I'd help him to the hospital or across the house but he'd write out notes, "move the drywall install equipment from the attic to the basement" basically get his tools ready when he got better (he didn't).

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#1 watched flight in the world right now (not even joking)

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Sketches - MastaFran Comics Gaze into Mastafran's archive of pencil Sketches and preliminary art to understand his arduous art process.

Did a little bit of work editing my website. I compiled my archive of pencils sketches to a single page as I don't remember post these sketches everywhere I am on the socials. This will update periodically with old and new work as well as alt text, come by and take a look.

06.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Helicopter is back, Ravenswood etc north side.

06.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm watching High Anxiety!

05.10.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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