Clearly, men aren't lonely enough

That's so impressive

Jarvis, I hope the calculations were correct, babe

Jarvis, I need a second to think about this thing, babe

Only the true musk superfans showed up to the event zooted on ketamine

Tony Stark being shy uwu

🫂

We're in a babygirl drought right now

Only +700%?

Why does the fireworks factory have a pool?

Had to let his buddies make a quick buck, I assume

it’s my birthday 🎂💕
Today I’m going to be debuting a new model & showing new badges all made by the lovely @skiiryu.bsky.social 🩷
just gonna play kingdom hearts 2 for as long as I possible starting at 11 am PST ⭐️ 2 pm EST

#vsky #vtuber #vtuberEN #pngtuber #goinglive

twitch.tv/starlightxor...

Is the timeline in the room with us now?

That's a guy that is going to miss all the coolest things life has to offer in exchange for being bitter; I only have pity

😅

They should take spiro

Forbidden jerky

Me every time I get high

If loving women is gay then I'm gay af

Forrest Gump, the movie about growing up with autism?

Now that we've finally dealt with the villain of the story, Biden, life is going to be getting back to normal, right?

Well if it's an official act of quid pro quo...

The Pittsburgh Stealers?

A lesbian vampire appears from the shadows to hypnotize a group of witches, saying: "I'm a vampire! And I order you to give me hugs and kisses!!!" Without hesitation, the two witches run to the vampire lady, kissing and hugging their master. But a third witch appears, confused about the scene unfolding and questioning her friends' behavior... Because Witches are immune to vampire hypnotism! The confused witch pointed out the fact: "Wait a minute, we witches are immune to vampire hypnoti--" before being cut off by one of her friends, embraced with the vampire: "SHHHHHH!!!", the gay witch shushed, as the many cuddles and kisses continued.

Meme of Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance smiling while being "000.0% mad"

Came here to shiggy diggy and here we are already

Onion News Network anchor giving a look of disbelief in the ridiculousness of every conservative talking point

You could include this face at the end of a huge majority of articles for the next few years

🧅🫂🥺

Barnett commenting about how much he likes to jerk off to Sydney Sweeney on X, the everything app.

73 year old Georgetown Law Professor Randy Barnett is one of the chief architects of the claim that the birthright citizenship clause of the 14th amendment doesn't provide for birthright citizenship

I can't believe Star Wars flight sim games peaked in 1994 😅

Facepalm through some idiot's head clip art meme

Oh good, looking forward to being underwater on my home loan. Did that cause problems for anyone in 2009 as well?