Wuf bongrot - Bluesky Statics

Chicago ppl where can I just show up and adopt a cat that needs a home

02.03.2026 17:30 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I wasn’t even drunk just soooo tired last night like this is how I exited my pants

02.03.2026 16:36 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

How I woke up today 😭

02.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 60 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Restaurants are fierce like here is your spellbook you may summon to your liking if ye has the gold

02.03.2026 06:08 — 👍 115 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

Are they not

02.03.2026 05:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like you go to dinner and at least one person is like Yknow what fuck you

02.03.2026 05:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In hindsight I should have made it that everyone largely hates you but #1 you’re regarded favorably

02.03.2026 05:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yknow what I heard that

02.03.2026 05:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like idk if it’s the imprinted memory of chugging tequila in the backseat of a Toyota on my way to the gay club at 18 but that’s one of the greatest songs ever made when brain off fun on is the vibe

02.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sometimes I remember I’m allowed to just listen to Like a G6 & then I become untouchably fucking powerful for 3 minutes

02.03.2026 05:02 — 👍 66 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

This doing huge things for me

02.03.2026 04:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No exactly is my one day off to actually enjoy my life like can we lighten up

02.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One man’s drafts are someone else’s truth

02.03.2026 04:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s tall & skinny & could always go for a white wine

02.03.2026 04:41 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This being my only draft since bluesky added the feature:

Drag name Lynne Guini

02.03.2026 04:40 — 👍 58 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

There’s like 4 there

01.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Petition to change ‘Read’ receipts to say ‘Opened’ lol

01.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 60 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Head vs heart

01.03.2026 16:32 — 👍 391 🔁 22 💬 4 📌 0

Wait you guys are that obsessed with sex I thought it was just a meme

01.03.2026 05:23 — 👍 104 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

True

28.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is anything not evil

28.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 116 🔁 1 💬 9 📌 1

Omg this is so cuuuuute

28.02.2026 04:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also I am aware of the irony talking about weaponized nostalgia & then going “omg my childhood favorite one ok I forgive you” lmfaooo

28.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me today watching that trailer idk I might play this one 😭

28.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 115 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0

Coming from the gunshow organizer himself okaaay

28.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes we have to keep a streak going like Duolingo

28.02.2026 04:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Come over

28.02.2026 04:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s you🫵

28.02.2026 04:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy early birthday to ya!

28.02.2026 04:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the weekend let’s make outtttt

27.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 1609 🔁 43 💬 39 📌 2

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