“Steal me! Steal me!”
02.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They should invent eye drops that aren’t 45 dollars
02.03.2026 19:05 — 👍 48 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My fault
02.03.2026 19:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hurt my wrist on leg day
02.03.2026 19:00 — 👍 63 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I’ve been trying for so long omg
02.03.2026 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Which one got you
02.03.2026 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Chicago ppl where can I just show up and adopt a cat that needs a home
02.03.2026 17:30 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0
I wasn’t even drunk just soooo tired last night like this is how I exited my pants
02.03.2026 16:36 — 👍 50 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
How I woke up today 😭
02.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 86 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Restaurants are fierce like here is your spellbook you may summon to your liking if ye has the gold
02.03.2026 06:08 — 👍 126 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0Are they not
02.03.2026 05:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Like you go to dinner and at least one person is like Yknow what fuck you
02.03.2026 05:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In hindsight I should have made it that everyone largely hates you but #1 you’re regarded favorably
02.03.2026 05:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yknow what I heard that
02.03.2026 05:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like idk if it’s the imprinted memory of chugging tequila in the backseat of a Toyota on my way to the gay club at 18 but that’s one of the greatest songs ever made when brain off fun on is the vibe
02.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sometimes I remember I’m allowed to just listen to Like a G6 & then I become untouchably fucking powerful for 3 minutes
02.03.2026 05:02 — 👍 71 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0This doing huge things for me
02.03.2026 04:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No exactly is my one day off to actually enjoy my life like can we lighten up
02.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One man’s drafts are someone else’s truth
02.03.2026 04:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She’s tall & skinny & could always go for a white wine
02.03.2026 04:41 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This being my only draft since bluesky added the feature:
Drag name Lynne Guini
There’s like 4 there
01.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Petition to change ‘Read’ receipts to say ‘Opened’ lol
01.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 60 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Head vs heart
01.03.2026 16:32 — 👍 393 🔁 22 💬 4 📌 0Wait you guys are that obsessed with sex I thought it was just a meme
01.03.2026 05:23 — 👍 105 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0True
28.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is anything not evil
28.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 116 🔁 1 💬 9 📌 1Omg this is so cuuuuute
28.02.2026 04:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also I am aware of the irony talking about weaponized nostalgia & then going “omg my childhood favorite one ok I forgive you” lmfaooo
28.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
