Best rule I ever set for intimacy in my life is if it ain’t a fuck yeah it’s a fuck no
05.03.2026 05:38 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1Best rule I ever set for intimacy in my life is if it ain’t a fuck yeah it’s a fuck no
05.03.2026 05:38 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1Nothing icks me more than a guy like “wouldn’t mind getting naked with you”, like do NOT employ the verbiage you use for stopping at CVS on the way home onto my butthole……………
05.03.2026 05:37 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lmaooo no exactly I’m like …. Still?
05.03.2026 05:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s why I keep it the color of a sunrise 🌞
05.03.2026 04:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me fruit looping around my gayguy gym waiting for the pec deck machine to free up (it doesn’t)
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Stop that
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Lasagna
Gnocchi
Bucatini
Tagliatelle
SLURP!!!! love is love👨❤️💋👨
Wednesday, bush out, or whatever they say
05.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 1034 🔁 32 💬 22 📌 1Signal received, boss
04.03.2026 04:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’ll be the day
04.03.2026 03:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s only like 4 things you can say to me that make me want to drown you in a lake or ocean
04.03.2026 03:32 — 👍 68 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0Literally American Idol for the disillusioned by a false hope
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That’s cool
04.03.2026 00:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dragon
04.03.2026 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ngl it makes switch 1 feel like a baby toy
03.03.2026 21:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0bsky.app/profile/bong...
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At this point I’d do 24 if it helps my fuckass brain
03.03.2026 19:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m once again here
03.03.2026 19:52 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Real ones get it
03.03.2026 19:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doing farmer’s carries 💪😤 (buying an ass ton of Dr Pepper & don’t have a car)
03.03.2026 17:17 — 👍 90 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0It feels so out of place to lead with it when the series’ comedy is all absurdism
03.03.2026 14:38 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’d rather NOT be social with a barb tyvm 😂😂😭
03.03.2026 14:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy birthday !
03.03.2026 14:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We all do that’s what animates us
03.03.2026 14:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m god’s favorite, in the way that you have a favorite sock to cum in and throw on the floor
03.03.2026 14:21 — 👍 103 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0“Steal me! Steal me!”
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