Onedimental, overestimating everyone

I see blocked too, maybe we're the ones that are blocked.

I mean look no one here is mad at people saying "the US military has done a lot of atrocities in its time."

That's incoherent? Which clearly stated unambiguous part of that is incoherent?

Really agog at all these people thinking you approve of the military's transgressions.

And also at how stupid they are for stopping at the military with their outrage. Yes you, reader, probably. You. Who gives those orders? Who benefits from the system funneling 18 year olds into service contracts?

Christ the privilege just dripping off that statement.

Those dumb kids should just get some money from their parents!

2000-2008 is when I cast off my unquestioning raised-as-conservative and started paying attention to how what they said never matched up with how they voted or who's money they took.

And booooy oh boy did it not go well for the GOP in my head.

"Don't want the blame" is 100% of why there hasn't been a CONGRESSIONAL declaration of war since 1942.

They like that someone limited to two four year terms can take any fallout with them when they go. They don't like risking 40 or 90 year congressional careers on actual responsibility.

I'M ONLY HERE FOR THE YELLING

ALSO TO YELLING

No she wasn't happy or confident enough for that!

"You'd be prettier if you boobed more" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

She breasted tentatively down the stairs.

Don't forget dumb, the kind of dumb that earnestly tells you "I don't wash my hands because I've never seen a germ and don't think they are real."

Just throw that in the ol' powder keg too.

"Give us ten dollars because we fixed the thing we would normally sky-is-falling text you about" how would that even work! Don't you care about their fund-raising apparatus?!?

Everyone not you on bsky is a Joe Poulin alt, I bet. Better mute them all just in case.

This could be early-minutes footage from a creepy horror movie.

Also indicates he's heard of Iran itself!

Way past baby steps here, Mike Johnson, good job slugger.

(I almost hit reply before adding the Oxford Johnson there.)

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

They probably didn't read it either.

No look, they did the mysterious vague reference thing and left you to draw your own inference and if you're not drawing the correct inference that's on you.

DJ Qualls. (that's me asking her highness, not throwing down a gauntlet)

She's too good at this.

I am 100% remembering him doing a suave Tuxedo thing for some reason. Either a Saved By the Bell hallucination episode or something after. (maybe just a one off thing, idr)

Tell your wife her membership in Evil Unlimited, LTD is approved.

That's just cheating.

Rob Schneider.

Which is not cheating, for... reasons.

Not now Mike - they are desperately fighting against religious zealots.

You could never mention affordability again and focus entirely on the corrupt and lawless secret federal Sturmpolizei murdering people in the streets and death camps and never get a comment like this ever again.

But instead you want us focused on the curtain and not what is behind it. Complicit.

Every single one of them talking about affordability is complicit.

It's a smokescreen at this point. A curtain for you to not look behind.

Could also be Shrekky Ocean

Not a white man completely oblivious to how that would be weaponized against BIPOC small businesses.

You cannot try to Chicken Little things you think might be far right dog whistles while simultaneously being an "AI Entrepreneur" (whatever the dumbfuck that is) and be taken seriously.

You are using the far right's toolkit. Fuck off.

shoulda read replies because of course someone else would tell HALL MONITOR MCTONEPOLICE to go touch grass

of all the imaginary dog whistles, holy cow, inside jokes?

those are universal, my guy