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Jaime Robledo

@roblizzle.bsky.social

Escaping the hell site in search of whole new hell sites. Writer-Director-Designer-Actor. All the hyphens. jrobledo.com

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But don’t buy steak or lobster because we wouldn’t want you to feel anything other than poor.

03.12.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYouTuber”

Okay, buddy. Stick to radar talk.

03.12.2025 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.12.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine thinking β€œOne winning season is way too early to compare Drake Maye to Tom Brady” is a hater take. Lol.

03.12.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Brady era form means playoff success, no? Until then it’s Tony Eason era form.

Personally I think run game and coaching are the biggest reason for their revival and Mac Jones would have had similar production.

03.12.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t wait for the Pats to close out the season against the Dolphins, Jets, The Little Giants, and Last Chance U.

03.12.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They beat the worst Bills team in the Josh Allen era and a team that the Rams demolished by 27.

And that was it. Those two were the toughest teams they had to face.

Strength of schedule matters when half of it is against the worst teams in the league and you face the Dolphins and Jets twice.

03.12.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Lane Kiffin is VRBO, my guy.

02.12.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How I currently feel about football after this weekend.

01.12.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You keep driving with a rickety spare tire, eventually it’s going to bust on the freeway.

30.11.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, those are definitely two distinct reasons why he utterly got smoked, and why the Commanders dumped his belongings in a cardboard box in the stadium parking lot.

30.11.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He was who we thought he was.

30.11.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp apparently that heartfelt conversation didn’t take.

30.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Rams were LA since the 36.

How come y’all never weep over St. Louis’ original team, the Cardinals (who were from Racine/Chicago dating back to 1898)?

23.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is the HR cutoff for catchers being MVP?

Like, when does the stink of being a .240 hitting 200 a year strike out guy wear off because he catches 120 games a year? 55 HRs? 45? 40?

What if Judge were healthy the last month and a half of the season and he hit 62? Is it all about the one stat?

18.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look what dumb ass football play rarely works anymore now that it’s actually being officiated properly.

17.11.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

but muh dVoA!

17.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sweet benefits, huh?

16.11.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the notion that the greatest hitter of our generation and the greatest baseball player in the history of the sport are only winning MVPs because of market bias is ludicrous.

Did you watch Shohei hit 3 homers and strike out 10 in a game and thought β€œShoulda been Schwarber”?

Come on. BFFR.

16.11.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All MVP candidates have a case for their candidacy. But to believe that there is a conspiracy to deny anyone other than LA and NY MVP awards when quite literally the vast majority are from anywhere but those two markets is stupid.

Of course, this vast conspiracy doesn’t extend to Cy Young awards.

16.11.2025 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Which BTW, only 7 out of 20 of the last AL MLB MVPs in the past 20 years have played on the east coast.

Aka, bias.

15.11.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So you didn’t peace out the thread, then?

I love when people with a desperate need for the last word tells people to have a nice day.

You’re right. Everything IS against what you like. Especially because reasons. Enjoy the warm embrace of your weird sports media conspiracy.

15.11.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hitting 60 as a catcher is eye opening, but not insane.

What Judge is doing offensively you might not ever see again in your lifetime.

15.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can get behind him playing a tougher position, but hitting 60hrs on one hand, but striking out 190 times, batting in the 240s, and being well behind Judge in almost every other single stat while having fewer wins is a compelling counter argument and not a conspiracy against the West Coast.

15.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t seem to be a problem for Miggy Cabrera, AcuΓ±a, Pujols, Bryce Harper, Yelich, Donaldson, Goldschmidt, Altuve, Kris Bryant, Buster Posey, Votto, Mauer, Ryan Howard, Verlander, Josh Hamilton, Freddie Freeman, McCutcheon, Justin Morneau…

Etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.

15.11.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2024 awards don’t count for 2025. Sorry. Raleigh wasn’t even a finalist this season.

15.11.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re dumb not because you think being a catcher and striking out 3 times for every homer makes one historic, you’re dumb because you have hallucinated a conspiracy against the west coast despite all easily provable evidence.

Go ahead. Do the grueling work of counting where the MVPs have played .

15.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I get it. It’s far less impressive to say he doesn’t have a passed ball in 120 games rather than 162.

15.11.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Raleigh played 25% of his games as DH. Judge only DHd that many games because he couldn’t throw a baseball the last two month of the season.

And no, it wasn’t even offensively. It wasn’t anywhere near close.

It’s okay to say that a catcher hitting 60 and not liking the Yankees is the criteria.

15.11.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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