Jaime Robledo

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There used to be an SUV that always parked in front of French’s old plate with a NXVIM license plate.

I never once saw this person. I think French told them to beat it.

The disdain of white internet leftists for black voters is why they’ll always lose. And instead of working to build coalitions, you just dismiss them and blame the Jews.

No wonder you and MAGA ally yourselves every four years.

To be fair, over 70 million of them are.

If at first, and second, and third you don’t succeed…

You got everything you wanted. It’s your time to shine! You’re not going to seize the means of production yapping away on Bluesky, go do a praxis!

Yet here you are…screaming at voters that they’re doing it wrong.

Not going to take election advice from people who famously can’t ever win a primary.

Some of you weren’t raised with Schoolhouse Rock and it shows.

Nearly half the US military are POC, knucklehead.

Vibes win elections. Even the people who insist on plans don’t really want plans. The worst thing Kamala did was back off from Brat Summer and calling them weird.

Once you put out details everyone complains that their slice of the pie isn’t big enough.

No, you demand to get everything you want immediately and if you don’t, refuse to vote. And then when you lose the midterms you insist you weren’t given what you demanded on purpose.

And then you go about the true work of revolution…boycotting Scream 7.

Making a show of being “uncommitted” and joining MAGA hand in hand to defeat their true common enemy, Kamala Harris, does not constitute engagement.

She went full Kumail Nanjiani.

Crazy because Hillary fainted that one time and they insisted she had MSCancerAids and was going to die any minute.

Santa Monica is not part of the LAUSD.

Got a touch the flu. Or from my perspective:

a football player wearing a helmet is standing on the field . ALT: a football player wearing a helmet is standing on the field .

Except for this guy

I love that Drake Mayes’s MVP is that one game against the Jets, a couple of stats that no one who uses them knows how to calculate, and the idea that everyone on the Patriots except Drake Maye is garbage, actually.

Italians

Fahrenheit 9/11 made over 220 million. March of the Penguins made 127 million. Then it’s a huge falloff until you get to Michael Moore’s other work.

The people who bought out entire theaters to get in good with their king are not ever going to get their money back.

That’s small government conservatism for ya.

A sane and innocent person would make that argument and leave it up.

😞

I was under the impression this was just cleaned up and stabilized from the footage, not generated.

The NFL Hall of Fame is mainly voted on by a bunch of rando beat reporters who’d get winded playing Madden.

Denying Bill Belichick, one of the greatest coaches in the history of all organized sports, let alone the NFL, because he was a meanie to you devalues the whole Hall and not just the process.

Shut down the internet. The post of the year has dropped.

I honestly think Trump made inroads with younger men of color because he gave them a minority of their own to hate and they think that supporting him gets them off the hook.