goth bimbo 🇵🇸

Choose your fighter

you will be visited by three spirits….cock, balls, and taint

glad i can flush toilet paper again but also i just spent 3 hours in the ER for a fucking ear infection

wish they played gangnam style at fábrica de arte

men dont punch each other in the balls like they used to

i need this bitch with a cold at tha airport to NOT cough directly on me PLEASE

exist

Visiting your family for the holidays is like jumping back into a videogame after months of not playing. Why am I supposed to care about these little guys

I could not be more humbled to accept this award for Best Feminist Ally & All-Around Good Guy. Dismantling toxic masculinity is the project of my life. Please don’t read any news about me for the next 6-18 months

I don’t want to be smart any more I’m going to start huffing paint

knees weak balls are heavy

Bilbo lies in a long roll along the crease in sofa cushions, he smiles into the camera as he drifts off for a nap. He says "I'm warm, I'm safe, I'm happy!"

im warm ,im safe ,im happy !

everyone keeps saying to post your interests so people can find your account

but all I want is a new Nintendogs game :(

the feminine urge to gnaw on some fucking bones