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๐Ÿ”žNSFW๐Ÿ”ž Mature Audiences Only! It/They/He/Badger 25 year old badger therian ๐Ÿฆก Beta Mutt ๐Ÿถ Poly ๐Ÿ”ฅ Seahorse dad ๐Ÿฆธ Welcome to the art and ramblings of a genderfluid transmasc cryptid ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

178 Followers  |  481 Following  |  685 Posts  |  Joined: 13.09.2023  |  1.8392

Latest posts by bigbadbadger.bsky.social on Bluesky

Jeeezzuuss the anti-porn BS has gotten to the point that I have to use a VPN to look at the inventory of a sex shop THREE ROADS AWAY FROM ME. How does that make any goddamn sense??

26.09.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "chicken and the egg" question always bugged me. If you think about it for five minutes, obviously the egg would have come first. 'oh but you need a chicken to lay the egg!' NO YOU DON'T. YOU NEED A CREATURE CAPABLE OF CREATING A CHICKEN TO LAY THE EGG. Anywho thank you for coming to my ted talk

11.09.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Softness of the burrow ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿฆก

23.07.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 457    ๐Ÿ” 133    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Image of a big and manly wolf demanding the viewer to pet him. He has a beautiful fur, some pretty paws, and some interesting male assets.

Image of a big and manly wolf demanding the viewer to pet him. He has a beautiful fur, some pretty paws, and some interesting male assets.

Wolf Link is commanding you to pet him hard, will you say no to his petition?

18.07.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5770    ๐Ÿ” 1218    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Pillow princess (1/3)
My part of an art trade with @vonepitaph.bsky.social

07.09.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 632    ๐Ÿ” 111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blast from the past, re-upload.

Boz, Boz, Boz.

๐ŸŽจ Anon - 2023

17.08.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1909    ๐Ÿ” 375    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm still thinking about this...

#furry

17.08.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1236    ๐Ÿ” 147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Sketch for Akyon! ๐Ÿงข #ExsysArt

17.08.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2913    ๐Ÿ” 536    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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dude whatever *turns into a toon*

17.08.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 208    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Baffling to me that I seem to be the only sauce-covered badger who understands the true meaning of saucy chaos ๐Ÿ˜ค

11.07.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A little gym teasingโ€ฆ

16.06.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7496    ๐Ÿ” 1719    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
14.06.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
art of sophie coyote as a goopy pooltoy

art of sophie coyote as a goopy pooltoy

s-sqqrrrkโ€”?

๐ŸŽจ @rishiyote.bsky.social ๐Ÿ’•

16.06.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1079    ๐Ÿ” 244    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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wip

16.06.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 417    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PIGGY!!!!

13.06.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Piggy??

13.06.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely adore his little skeleton kitty backpack โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ

13.06.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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fortnite tiger
#art #zigzart #fortnite

13.06.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1251    ๐Ÿ” 250    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indeed!

13.06.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1 dollar for 10 pounds of mice!? Badger is about to be broke-broke very fast!

13.06.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This badger has had an awful week, I beg you to send memes to ease my grumpy brain

12.06.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A visit to the spirit realm | Sometimes you just need someone else to help you.

You can see content like this earlier in my Patreon for just 2$! Link in bio

12.06.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1332    ๐Ÿ” 280    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€œHey, whereโ€™d the cumrag go?โ€
Follow-up to the first Sly Cooper image ^^
Seems one of the boys wanted some alone time with the thief ๐Ÿ’œ

Comm for the ever amazing Saber!

08.05.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 738    ๐Ÿ” 178    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back in the gym and back on my testosterone so I hope y'all are ready for me to annoy you again

09.05.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wife, sad because a game she wants me to play is long and chaotic

Me, six shots and two burritos deep: "Look at me. Look at the myriad of sauces upon my cheeks. Did that stop me for a second? No. All it did was enhance my experience and lead me to pursue another instance of such carnal enjoyment."

09.05.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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YCHs that will be going up soon!
Keep an eye out! ๐Ÿ’–

07.05.2025 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 110    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Suns out, guns out. Or in this case a bazooka!

14.04.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2599    ๐Ÿ” 401    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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hes sooooo almost real again

14.04.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 243    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Woohoo, got this one three day weekend before hopping into another several months of the insane grind so I guess I'll see y'all whenever I see y'all

14.04.2025 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't get me wrong, Rick is an irredeemable asshole. But the fact that he'd literally rather die than just eat his Morty or the others is pretty surprising. Yeah his logic is very often flawed, but do we really think he wouldn't eat at least ONE Morty to stay alive, justifying it in a later season?

14.04.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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